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@garbage_time

NBA comics and illustration. Formerly of Garbage Time All-Stars, now your basic basketball internet jackal.

Ah yes, the annual process of deciding which NBA game streaming service is the least logic-defying rip-off


I love @ZachLowe_NBA's podcast but it's depressing to kick off a listen with an extended ad for scammy testosterone supplements.


Seriously, this has been the Players Only-est broadcast ever. I hope they never stop drinking that champagne Zeke tried to plug earlier.

Thomas: Just look at that dislocated finger of Klay's. Hill: Smith: Thomas: Hill: Smith: Thomas: Show us that dislocated finger again. *commercial break about to hit* Hill: Smith: Thomas: Smith: Player's only, baby! *commercial*



I wonder what percentage of the League has played on a team with Corey Brewer.


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LeBron deciding who the Lakers gonna trade for Anthony Davis 😭


Once again, in the year 2019, I feel like a stone idiot for attempting to legally stream an @NBA game.

garbage_time's tweet image. Once again, in the year 2019, I feel like a stone idiot for attempting to legally stream an @NBA game.

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Robert Sarver wants Phoenix to pay for a new arena. Greta Rogers isn't having it 😨 (via @AndyJ0seph)


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Today Steven Adams learned: Nikola Jokic’s first name:


The Klay stat I want is pre/post-toaster splits.

garbage_time's tweet image. The Klay stat I want is pre/post-toaster splits.

I want Mila Kunis from the Jim Beam ads to team up with Ray Liotta from the 1800 ads.


My preseason take is that it's still fucking embarrassing when professional ESPN journalists can't or choose not to correctly pronounce someone's name.


There will never be another.

Today, with a wide range of feelings, I'm announcing my retirement from basketball. IMMENSE GRATITUDE to everyone (family, friends, teammates, coaches, staff, fans) involved in my life in the last 23 years. It's been a fabulous journey. Way beyond my wildest dreams.

manuginobili's tweet image. Today, with a wide range of feelings, I'm announcing my retirement from basketball. IMMENSE GRATITUDE to everyone (family, friends, teammates, coaches, staff, fans) involved in my life in the last 23 years. It's been a fabulous journey. Way beyond my wildest dreams.


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When you’re desperate for the cool kids to accept you vs. when the white supremacists use that desperation to make you feel cool and accepted.

brohrbach's tweet image. When you’re desperate for the cool kids to accept you vs. when the white supremacists use that desperation to make you feel cool and accepted.
brohrbach's tweet image. When you’re desperate for the cool kids to accept you vs. when the white supremacists use that desperation to make you feel cool and accepted.

LeBron coming to the Warriors so he can go wine-tasting in Napa every home stretch.


Man the Finals just ended and I already can't wait to see which companies will be running minute-long apology ads during the 2019 playoffs!


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.@KlayThompson, you know the guy to call about a sandwich. Speaking of which, what’s going to go on The Klay sando?

Oh sorry about that! It was video of Klay at the parade saying, "I'm tired. I wanna go eat sandwich." Here it is on Youtube: youtu.be/J-jf9qOAihM?t=…

garbage_time's tweet card. Klay Thompson Interview - 2018 Warriors Championship Parade | June...

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Take your Racist comments and shove it up your @$$ @therealroseanne 🖕 Valerie Jarrett Thank you for your services to our country. 🇺🇸 @vj44 @ABC 🙏

EnesFreedom's tweet image. Take your Racist comments and shove it up your @$$ @therealroseanne 🖕

Valerie Jarrett Thank you for your services to our country. 🇺🇸
@vj44 

@ABC 🙏

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