Gemma Clapp
@gemclapp
finally left this hellhole. see you on the app where the sky is bluer 🩵
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
Really I’m pretty low maintenance, I just need 17 hours of alone time every morning, constant reassurance from everyone in my life that they’re not mad at me, and $150 worth of little treats every single day and I’m good to go
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Writing this was better than setting my apartment on fire. Though there’s still time for both. Essay in this week’s issue of @NewYorker: newyorker.com/magazine/2024/…
If I get to the polling station later and there are no dogs, I’m immediately turning around and going home again. The fate of the country relies on you, our four-legged friends… #dogsatpollingstations
With the equinox tomorrow, here’s your timely reminder that seasons are not proper nouns and don’t need to be capitalised. If I see one more brand saying “it’s nearly Spring…” on Instagram, I may scream.
Get Raheem Sterling on the first flight to Saudi this summer, I beg you. #CHELEI
This weekend I went to an 8th birthday party (for a leap year baby). High on party rings and forgetting my medical issues, I committed too hard to musical chairs and nearly fainted. I then chipped a tooth on a lollipop. 32yo bodies were not made for partying like it’s 2000.
Watching Chelsea is the most painful part of my week, and this week I had a kidney biopsy. 🤦🏻♀️🙄
Same.
Martin Brundle’s grid walk might be the highlight of every race weekend tbh #f1
Got an @astridandmiyu welded bracelet May and the cost per wear is currently £1.31 per day. Tomorrow it will be £1.30. So it was basically free. Using this logic to plan an anklet next. #girlmath
Turns out this was not the week to gamble with bringing Sterling in for Rashford AND handing him the armband over Haaland 😅 #fpl
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