washing machine was making weird noises and then I found out it’s cause my phone was in there on spin #sentfrommyipad
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Pete at Oceans Calling!! 📸 thekidsarentalright (via mortalfortaxpurposes) on tumblr
left a voicemail at work where my voice cracked almost instantly so i just sat in silence for 5 more seconds and hung up
one of the most sad and unnatural sights is when a celebrity man gets insecure about aging and resorts to that veneers+slicked quaff+6 pack combo. just the evil soul of a young man taxidermied within a fading frame held together by a gauche display of desperation and wealth
having embarrassingly small feet for a dude pays off because i get to wear the Summer Essentials Fall Out Boy Ladies Sandal
the pack of hawaiian rolls growing mold in my pantry:
all love to trans dudes but a 16 year old boy has no business being named Gerard
United States Trends
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- 7. Polanco N/A
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- 12. #FursuitFriday N/A
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- 18. Bohm N/A
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