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Steve Rogers

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Steve J. Rogers, from Earth-610 (18+)(canon compliant post-endgame au) (wing!au) (dms always open) ⁽ᵇᵃⁿⁿᵉʳ ᵃʳᵗ ᵇʸ ᵐᵉ⁾

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☆☆☆ 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘑. 𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 ⋆ 18+ only ⋆ 15 years experience ⋆ wing!au ⋆ canon compliant otherwise ⋆ serious / banter account ⋆ multiverse / multiship with chem ⋆ more information in carrd #MarvelRP #MCURP #AvengersRP


// I'm so sorry for my long absence, there's been a personal crisis going on in my life. I'm going to extend my hiatus to the first, at which point I'll be back renewed with a pep in my step. i'm looking forward to seeing you all in the new year!


Whoever it was that ordered 1,000 daisies to be delivered to my apartment, you're not funny. What am I supposed to do with these. It looks like a memorial, someone's gonna think I died.


Is using my own feathers as decoration for christmas gifts a cute idea or a creepy one, I can't tell.


// i wanna apologize for the lack of activity! it's been one hell of a week. between car trouble and senior dog trouble, i've just had absolutely no spoons leftover for even my own hobbies. i'm gonna come back here as SOON as i possibly can, i miss everyone! ty for your patience


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Must not go on 9 deployments in 6 years that require a clearance I don’t have, even if the Army tells me repeatedly that I do. #WhyImALoser 🏴‍☠️Losers RP (Combo Movie/Comic) 🏴‍☠️Crossover/Multiverse Friendly 🏴‍☠️OC Friendly 🏴‍☠️Has a space boyfriend 🏴‍☠️Ask me about my cat!


And I said they were fond memories.

You literally just pointed out how many times I tried to kill you



Don't be an ass.

You could walk and check yourself— Oh, wait.



Damn :/

No she isn’t, don’t be a brat. They don’t have butterscotch.



She is, don't worry. Do they have butterscotch pudding in the cafeteria? I'm already sick of vanilla.

I barely tried to kill you on the bridge. Honestly Nat should be mad at me for that one.



Oh no, no, I'm keeping all three as separate fond memories, thank you.

Two of those were relatively close together, so it’s kind of only twice if you think about it.



ONLY.

See, that feels targeted. It was only the three times.



And prone to random fits of violent rage. If my best friend doesn't try to kill me once every few years I'll just get bored.

Yeah, you always liked them big.



Yeah, Banner's my new best friend. You're invited to the friend wedding.

Hey, you disowned me, remember? I got the tweet to back it up.



I knew you and everyone else just wanted me for my body.

Now you’ve done it. Say bye to all your friends.



It's a 7-pack for now.

You grow one 8-pack and suddenly you’re Casanova.



The applications are already rolling in, for the record.

I told you they only had apple juice in the cafeteria



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