hannah
@gnomewitchh
bagel enthusiast -- historian -- woody allen's self proclaimed arch nemesis -- she/her/hers
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Them: have you been watching anything good lately? Me:
writing a cover letter
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going into autumn has me feeling like this hobbit with his pumpkin
yelling “sing, my angel of music” to the frog loudly croaking outside my window
Chiquitita literally tell me what tf is wrong
I don't want to work in an office I want to have a mysterious and wealthy patron who lets me occupy a wing of their manor in exchange for producing 2-3 paintings a year and attending extravagant social gatherings as a curiosity
there is a little roomba in my brain bonking into the corner again and again instead of going around and cleaning up the bad thoughts
Call me old-fashioned, but I believe some intimate things should be reserved for marriage. A man should wait until his wedding night to untie the green ribbon around his wife’s neck and let her head tumble to the ground.
can't wait to meet you! i'll be the one swinging a lantern to and fro asking who goes there
I'm the dusty abandoned dungeon skeleton gripping an ancient tome with some irrelevant lore
normalize asking bartenders if they’ve “heard any rumours lately” so they can give you a fun little side quest
a relationship should be 50/50. you take me to the museum and i point at all the weird little guys in the paintings and say “that’s you”
no one talk to me I just discovered there is an extinct and endangered craft list. I'm gonna go learn hazel basket weaving real fast
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