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I got like 6 new people to listen to @Wireland_Ranch by Just Not Shutting The Fuck Up today. My skills are unmatched. It's not advertisement if it's just me being enthusiastically confused.
Me listening to a new podcast is an experience my friends must also experience.
Rayne - 9/10... literally my name but go off ig Ray - -2/10 I will fucking hit you Ryan - -10/10 I'm gonna bite you Raynebow - -100/10 you're digging a shallow grave and I'm filling it with you
Brynne - you are everyone, 9/10 Brynne - you are a caller on the phone at work, having my name spelled out for you, 7/10 Brynnifer - you are a friend needing more syllables bc you are exasperated w my antics, 10/10 Yul Brynner: you are my father and ONLY my father, 100/10
Chilling with a lass who's only talking about her lad is the worst thing in the world.... I say after bringing up my partners for the 76th consecutive sentence.
Well.... fuck. This is BPD and they're my new FP. This explains a lot and I'm going to commit war crimes.
Can't wait to have my mental health nosedive until mid January due to all of the fucking trauma anniversaries coming up 🥰🥰🥰
I guess from now on we'll just have to read our weird tweets out loud, maybe on some kind of podcast
um i permanently marked my body with ink???? i now have stupid ugly drawings on my body FOREVER??? i am forever ruined. this is the REALITY of tattoos that NO ONE talks about.
frantically lighting candles and drawing crosses and praying please do not make a magnus archives tv show please god do not make a fucking
Oh also I guess I'm learning Russian now so that's a development.
Sometimes you see takes that are so bad you just gotta pretend you didn't see them. Begone foul dumbass, do not darken my timeline.
ADHD is asking “what are we talking about again?” when you’re the one that was talking.
I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.
pretty fucked up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason
remember, a first draft doesn’t have to be perfect! except for mine. mine must be flawless or I might as well quit. I am the only one this applies to.
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