
G. Holes
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#Gophers will make you love tunneling again. I promise!
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The earth flavor could be a veggie smoothie drink since gophers take those tasty plants underground to eat it. Served in a barrel with many taps so friends can fill their mugs concurrently
All the impossibly fruity flavors you’ve been dreaming of with 45% less sugar* — cause everyone dreams about fruity flavor… *compared to Snapple Apple
If you ever got a copy of How To Eat Fried Worms and were disappointed it's not a cookbook, you might be a Gopher If you ever got a copy of the Go spec and were disappointed by its size, you might be a printer ink merchant
All the monoculture lawns covered in herbicide and pesticides make me want to panic()! It's better when your yard's environment is more varied, so compile some native wildflowers in there instead
Trust me, there's more languages out there, you can find one of them under your backyard!
In Tech Twitter, only two languages exist: 🔸 JavaScript 🔹 Python Which of these programmers are you? 😁
Grocery store chaos again? Stop panic-buying and start error-handle-buying! Gophers can share a tunnel just fine, so people should share aisles by communicating and also use struct padding to give each other 6 bytes of space!
Post a picture of yourself as the leader of an underground organization without downloading any new pics

Post a picture of yourself as the leader of an underground organization without downloading any new pics. (Nov 2003)

This is what it looks like when a gopher imports unsafe!
Botucaraitherium belarminoi was a carnivorous cynodont about the size of a rat. (Credit Jorge Blanco)

Looks like that hawk is gonna get a mouthful of nil pointer dereference!
today I saved a gopher by running distraction and keeping this hawk occupied long enough for them to get underground. 🦅🌳🦅🌳🦅🌳🦅


Though if people want holes, you want a gopher for the job!
Coders, engineers, and most of all, product managers, listen up. PEOPLE WANT HOLES, NOT DRILLS. Stop focusing on the tech and start focusing on what it enables people to do. This goes for open source frameworks, products, or even ideas. How will this solve problems???
We gophers are staying in our holes and using bit masks to keep bugs from being distributed
So sad for the folks affected by the Mozilla layoffs. If you’re still hiring please post a link to your careers page here.
Don’t litter if you are going to state parks. Leaving our holes to collect your garbage takes way longer than just a few microseconds!
They tell me these stuffies are faux 'pher but I'm going to panic anyway 😱
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Last thing a bug sees. Especially if that bug is a tasty grub. Or a type error

I'm surprised @MiracleGro hasnt stepped up as a @GopherCon sponsor before. Their fertilizing makes for gardens every Gopher will want to fork!
We need a GopherCon in New Jersey. Any event in somewhere called the Garden State is sure to solve the Dining Gophers concurrency problem!
This confirms that a group of gophers is a slice
brb replacing shit names like “item” with “hedgehog” in every generic array function i ever wrote
I didn't see my shadowed variable, which means 6 more weeks of debugging to fix that #GroundhogDay
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