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Donโt be full of hate Be filled with cum instead.
Olivia Benson wouldโve had this entire administration in handcuffs by now
Oh my it happened again
if you're a slow walker just stay home like i can't deal with your sauntering and meandering. Do it in a field not in the middle of Walmart
โthatโs how disconnected you are when you grow up in a drug-addicted householdโ sure thingโฆ
Punxsutawney Phil is an industry plant by Big Weather to push their winter agenda. Not my groundhog.
You know whoโs not in the Epstein files? Surprisingly, this guy.
when somebody say โnow mind youโ in the middle of a conversationโฆ just know some sht bout to start making sense
Cannot stress how much of an advantage it is to be a normal, well adjusted, applicant for banking roles. I reviewed a resume that listed โolive oilโ as an interest. That is not an interest. Itโs been hours and I cannot stop thinking about it. There will not be an interview.
Naps hit differently when youโre using them to avoid being alive.
Cooked your ass
I mentioned my kids are home schooled to the dental hygienist and she said "So, uh... do you not want the fluoride?"
Ainโt known a FUCKIN day of peace since FUCKIN NOVEMBER
the morning routine ๐ญ
This is who France is sending to repo the Statue of Liberty.
taylor lautner STAY AWAY FROM THAT BABY
I was at a Starbucks and 'Mr. Brightside' came on and the barista leaned in and whispered "I hate this song" and the manager walked over and put his hand on the dudes shoulder, then took him out back and shot him..he fucking shot him and everyone in the store cheered.
Still active, bitches
44 years ago today, Mount St. Helens became active after 123 years.
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