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made up a bunch of fake annoying plays for the New Yorker newyorker.com/humor/daily-sh…
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Barry Lyndon @RoxyCinemaNYC - caused minor Twitter dust up by laughing too loud w @CowboyMouse The Devil, Probably @filmnoircinema - walking in spontaneously while out for a stroll Piano Teacher @RoxyCinemaNYC 😟 It’s Such a Beautiful Day @ParisTheaterNYC - w/ Hertzfeldt q&a
🌟 what has been your most cherished repertory film experience of 2024? 🌟 could be any combo of film itself, a specific detail, the audience experience
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HARTFORD, Conn. — Local resident Shane Dyson is reported to be expressing his devotion to the realest decade of all, the 1990s,... Continue reading this gem
I cannot emphasize enough the necessity of focusing our energy and time building a strong mobilized left through community, labor, tenant power. We have a short window to combat the climate crisis, and I will not spend that time trying tactics that keep failing.
genuine heartfelt congrats to rashida tlaib. a michigan and national treasure. winning a fourth term easily, after a year+ of constant slander, harassment, and browbeating by her own party. easy win because she’s simply good at her job and gives a shit about her voter base.
I love old movie taglines that are like “Power! He loved the stuff. Loved the way it tasted mixed with his whiskey! But women were his downfall! Lithe, beautiful ladies! They took him for everything! He kills himself at the end.”
There are whole generations now that don't know what the months immediately after 9/11 felt like, culturally and politically. All you need to know is contained in this clip.
We lost so much knowledge when The Great Library of Alexandria burned down. Libraries should implement controlled burns. They should burn down a different section of the library every year to clear out any older books, so you don’t get a bigger fire
my first album TEETH LIKE BEAK is coming out on September 30th, so come celebrate at @littlefieldnyc where I host a show of exclusively animal jokes FOLLOWED by a live listen…with surprises eventbrite.com/e/tim-platts-j…
August in New York. Just saw guy on hot train fall asleep with fully sauced chicken sandwich in hand. Sandwich hits floor like some kind of sauce grenade and fully sauces his seat mate’s Air Jordans. Seat-mate is so mad guy immediately gets on hands and knees to wipe shoes clean
wrote this story about a woman building a paper mache sculpture of two frankensteins fucking in her backyard and now it’s in this lil book! tinyurl.com/yv2c8hd5
psst had a monologue published on @RiverStyxMag today about loser agents who exclusively represent self-published authors. Sound whimsical? It is, baby 😎 riverstyx.org/blogs/plays/wa…
They should do the Criterion Closet but for cooking. Gordon Ramsay grabbing stuff off the shelf like ‘Ohhh my god you have broccoli. I used to cook that’
“Palestinian lives are so cheap that American journalists will watch a limbless child die screaming on the filthy floor of a bombed-out hospital, and then talk about Joe Biden’s impressive foreign policy record.” For @lithub, I wrote about Biden and Gaza. lithub.com/joe-bidens-gaz…
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