losing my mind!!!! 🤠
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burdened by my own genius
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start of summer i set the goal of clearing a 17 by the end of summer. Completely forgot that goal and remembered it yesterday when I realized I start class today. Went to the arcade expecting a grind and I did this on my first game. Fucking blown away (only cleared 3 16s before)
*in the tune of oasis supersonic* i need to kill myself
Just got manhandled and ejected from a pub in the middle of a coworker’s birthday celebration by some acephaloid golem bouncer for committing the unspeakable crime of quietly eating one timid mcdonalds burguer
Crowdkill of the year goes to this guy hitting a dude with the John Lennon
Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving. My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password. He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad. I looked at the device. Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption. I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network. So I didn’t give him the…
Parents didn’t do undergrad degrees and didn’t see the point of paying up for a brand name school when I could just live at home, work part-time, commute and save money. I still consider where I went to school the worst individual decision of my life.
What’s the lore behind your choice of university?
not allowed to listen to any songs about voyaging before bedtime because i get too riled up
broke my collar bone lmaoooo
instead of doomscrolling i decided to read for 1.5hrs at work today and it feels like the day went by so much quicker :]
Not to “when I was a kid,” but when I was a kid we all had cell phones, many of them smart phones, and they were absolutely banned in class. That was a given and no big deal to anyone. Everyone lived. I am so confused about this discourse tbh.
when i get my first mil im buying a 35 year old $20,000 japanese sports car
vivid memories popping my first boner to the whipped cream scene
Border control agent asked me what the phrase on my sweater means. Imagine having to explain "nice back air" to someone who can detain you if they don't like your response
feeling demonstrably depressed no clue why yesterday played out like a would be last day and today ive felt completely numb almost as if i killed myself in an alternate universe i should eat an orange
8:51pm tearing up watching a youtube video on minecraft ps vita edition
said this on my ig story once and i was crucified
ok but if you wash your ass properly you should be able to eat off of it
смерть россии
had a starbucks coldbrew for the first time in months and now my vision is blurry
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