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People say mumble rap sucks then get in their car and put on Pearl Jam


Pharmaceutical majors be like damn I’ve got a perc due at 11


Fuck study abroad. Im tryna eat out a broad


If you unironically claim something is a “vibe” or “hits different” you have no personality


You’ll never catch me washing my plate before it goes in the dishwasher. “Oh make sure you wash the dishes before the dishes get washed” stfu


My bitch so bad I came earlier than white ppl at the airport 🔥🤝


There’s two types of people in this world: 1. Those that drip 2. Those that drown


I offered a homeless person the rest of my pizza on 6th street and he goes “nah I don’t eat gluten.” Only in Atx. Gluten free homeless


Y’all ever seen the Austin school of the blind?... neither have the students.


If you say hot cocoa, fuck you


My money long like Ben Parker’s neck


I don’t wipe my ass bc l don’t let shit bother me 🤞💯🤙🤷‍♂️😳


If ouija board is pronounced wee gee then I’m gonna start calling Soulja boy swee gee boy.


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