Greg Rutter
@greg_rutter
An incredibly handsome writer who is also very successful and rich.
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I really hope that 2015 is the year we can all finally quit Twitter.
If the portrait artists in Times Square sold leftover courtroom sketches they'd have a line down the block.
Katy Perry's lion is awesome enough that everyone overlooked her flame dress.
Some day I'm going to be insanely rich and I'm going to run super bowl ads promoting myself #gregrules
Just saved a KILLER tweet in my drafts folder. Oh man you're going to be so stoked about this semi-coherent pun that goes live in a few days
#SoberFebruary is fast approaching. 2 days! 2 DAYS! If you don't think you can do it, you can! I believe in you! SoberFebruary.com
So far there were ads enclosed in 2/3 of the tax documents I've received this year.
My biggest New York fantasy is finding an opening in the crowd to walk around two chicks at the same time.
If you had a fresh Rubix cube how many moves would you you be able to make and still reset it back? I think I'd have like 3, tops.
Only three days left until the start of #SoberFebruary. If you're interested in taking part this year let me know SoberFebruary.com
Sometimes I wish I was a bird so that I could soar over my troubles, live carefree in the sky and occasionally eat garbage off the street
#SoberFebruary starts at 12:01 Sunday morning. Really looking forward to it! Who's in with me? SoberFebruary.com
Haven't seen a single car on the street this morning except for a Suzuki Sidekick that just didn't give a fuck about anything.
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Just think: Only in America can you show up with nothing, work hard enough at your dream and become the Naked Cowboy
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