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Gregory Lightmode

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Coors Light and Curly Haired Brunettes | Have got a knobber from a Sasquatch

Yeah we’re not fucking someone tonight, going to share an air mattress with the buddy and talk about college football for 3 hours #brosbeforehoes


Also completely unrelated but don’t say yes if the cart girl recommends a pitcher of beer instead of a glass

I just had the privilege of playing 18 at Pebble Beach… Some life advice for you golfers: Aim for the roof of the clubhouse. Perfect approach shot and perfect view of the green on your second shot, can’t ask for an easier 3 on this par 4

greglightmode's tweet image. I just had the privilege of playing 18 at Pebble Beach… Some life advice for you golfers: Aim for the roof of the clubhouse. Perfect approach shot and perfect view of the green on your second shot, can’t ask for an easier 3 on this par 4


I just had the privilege of playing 18 at Pebble Beach… Some life advice for you golfers: Aim for the roof of the clubhouse. Perfect approach shot and perfect view of the green on your second shot, can’t ask for an easier 3 on this par 4

greglightmode's tweet image. I just had the privilege of playing 18 at Pebble Beach… Some life advice for you golfers: Aim for the roof of the clubhouse. Perfect approach shot and perfect view of the green on your second shot, can’t ask for an easier 3 on this par 4

The wife: “the buns are toasted” Please stick with the fucking dishes

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Please stick with the fucking dishes

Land of the free, home of the brave

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Just played the National Anthem on Spotify for the 1000th time today at 2:52 pm. 9 more hours left in the day to play this lovely song. God I love America 🇺🇸


I’ll take What a Virgin Looks Like for 500

2025 NBA CHAMPS: THEN vs. NOW EDITION! Chet Holmgren

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Chet Holmgren


Carne Asada, no no no, give me the Geek bar

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Guac, Queso, Salsa, and chips. No thanks, GIVE ME THE GEEK BAR

greglightmode's tweet image. Guac, Queso, Salsa, and chips. No thanks, GIVE ME THE GEEK BAR


Guac, Queso, Salsa, and chips. No thanks, GIVE ME THE GEEK BAR

greglightmode's tweet image. Guac, Queso, Salsa, and chips. No thanks, GIVE ME THE GEEK BAR

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Imagine the warriors posted Draymond in a thong after he choked out Rudy

Guac, Queso, Salsa, and chips. No thanks, GIVE ME THE GEEK BAR

greglightmode's tweet image. Guac, Queso, Salsa, and chips. No thanks, GIVE ME THE GEEK BAR


I love your smile

Guac, Queso, Salsa, and chips. No thanks, GIVE ME THE GEEK BAR

greglightmode's tweet image. Guac, Queso, Salsa, and chips. No thanks, GIVE ME THE GEEK BAR


This is what a female Sasquatch looks like

What is this look called ??

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Patiently waiting for a pretty brunette to wish me a Happy Father’s Day, in the meantime I’m rewatching the 2008 US Open with a cold beer in my hand #HappyFathersDay


I swear I just have to pee, I’m definitely not jacking off in the sink

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