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WE ARE CCL CHAMPIONS!

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MURDER MANIA CONTINUES @NYCACC. BEAUTIFUL MILLIE #123260 GETS A STAY, BUT ONLY UNTIL TODAY. Dumped by her 'human,' just 2 and scared, outside of the cage she’s a confident dog who can be nervous around strangers. Pledges via @TomJumboGrumbo for Rescue and PLEASE RT MILLIE!

KeithOlbermann's tweet image. MURDER MANIA CONTINUES @NYCACC. BEAUTIFUL MILLIE #123260 GETS A STAY, BUT ONLY UNTIL TODAY. Dumped by her 'human,' just 2 and scared, outside of the cage she’s a confident dog who can be nervous around strangers. Pledges via @TomJumboGrumbo for Rescue and PLEASE RT MILLIE!

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BROWNIE #121887 IS FRIENDLY AND ALWAYS EAGER TO SAY HI. THEY’LL MURDER HIM TUESDAY. Just 3 years old, smart and eager to learn, some training to polish his skills will make him perfect. Save him with pledges via @TomJumboGrumbo and PLEASE RT BROWNIE! facebook.com/mldsavingnycdo…

KeithOlbermann's tweet image. BROWNIE #121887 IS FRIENDLY AND ALWAYS EAGER TO SAY HI. THEY’LL MURDER HIM TUESDAY. Just 3 years old, smart and eager to learn, some training to polish his skills will make him perfect. Save him with pledges via @TomJumboGrumbo and PLEASE RT BROWNIE! facebook.com/mldsavingnycdo…

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The proof:

Josh Lavender just came to the plate with a full on golf caddie, range finder, and all.



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MARLEY #120984 HAS SHELTER COLD, DERMATITIS AND HE’S ANXIOUS IN THE POUND - SO THEY KILL HIM TODAY? He’s just 2, he’s friendly and loves to play ball and only needs some manners training. Save him with pledges via @TomJumboGrumbo and PLEASE RT MARLEY! facebook.com/mldsavingnycdo…


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Maybe this year will be better than the last


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SOUNDERS ARE HEADED TO THE WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE 4TH TIME IN 5 YEARS


Can we give the moderators of presidential debates control of the microphones? It can be like being sent to the penalty box in hockey, if you can’t shut your mouth & control your comments...boom, you lost the privilege to speak.


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Trump paid $750 in taxes the year he won the presidency. Since then, his golfing has cost American taxpayers $141,000,000.


I feel like this needs to be relayed to the maker of that pool cover so it can used in their advertising, “So strong it can hold a Kia!”

Car into a swimming pool of an apt complex, 3800 blk 131st Ln. SE, fortunately no injuries!

BvuePD's tweet image. Car into a swimming pool of an apt complex, 3800 blk 131st Ln. SE, fortunately no injuries!


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I picture Pence wearing arm floaties when he debates Kamala.


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The future of America, indeed of the world, now rests on Biden-Harris. Anyone who carps or complains doesn't understand the stakes. Anyone who fails to vote, and vote for them, will be helping to reelect Trump. Please. Between now and Election Day, we must all work our asses off.


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On September 4th, Pearl Jam will stream the full unreleased video of the August 8, 2018 concert at Seattle's Safeco Field on @NugsNet. Pre-order now: 2nu.gs/PearlJamWebcast


Someone is in my personal space tonight

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You know you’ve been inside too long when your fiancé is using the dog’s foot as a microphone to sing a Russian cereal jingle...then taps on his nose yelling “IS THIS THING ON?!” like her mic isn’t plugged in #QuarantineLife


We all need some comedy in this strange time. Happy half way to 90 #MontyPython and the Holy Grail

You are all so old! 45 years ago today we brought you a fairly exciting, low budget adventure. What was your favorite moment? #johncleese #montypython #holygrail



I wish I could take credit for this but I feel like it’s 100% right and had to post. “Having some states lockdown while other states do not lockdown is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool.”


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