Greg Sharp, of all people
@gregsharpcomedy
Happy belated birthday.
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You can all keep having your fights between right and left if you want. But the real war is between the top and the bottom.
Ben Johnson on his message in the locker room of "Fuck The Packers" to the team: "I don't like that team. George and I have talked and we're on the same page."
My phone just sent me an alert that it was time to go to sleep. Thanks, phone. But while I’m in here, might as well write a tweet and google old girlfriends and scroll TikTok and check WebMD for cures to insomnia.
Imagine a boxing match at the Volkswagen Museum. Those boxers would slug bug the shit out of each other.
Not. Done. Yet.
#BearDown #ChicagoBears #packersbears #Packers #calebwilliams #NFLPlayoffs #BEARSNATION #BearsWin #Bears
Hey friend listen--I know the world is scary right now but...
The Western liberal media is ignoring the Iranian uprising because explaining it would force an admission it is desperate to avoid: the Iranian people are rebelling against Islam itself, and that fact shatters the moral framework through which these institutions understand the…
The Iranian people are waging one of the most courageous anti-tyranny movements of our time against the Islamic Republic. The media’s silence is disgraceful. This regime will fall—and history will remember who stood for liberty and who looked away.
Indiana Football is what happens when the autistics take over a football program. #PeachBowl #CFBPlayoff
Both of your garage doors are called garage doors but they’re completely different garage doors.
We are about 24 hours from Democrats openly siding with the mullahs in Iran.
BREAKING: 𝕏 has officially changed the Iranian flag emoji It now shows Iran’s historic Lion and Sun flag instead of the Islamic Republic flag, a symbol of the Iranian monarchy, strength, and ancient heritage used officially until the 1979 Islamic Revolution. 🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷
Store clerk: “Did you find what you were looking for?” Bono:
Everyone: Save the planet! Mattress Firm: “For an extra $50 we will take your old mattress and throw it on that pile of tires that’s been on fire for 40 years.”
Pitch meeting for @MattressFirm: “You know how everyone needs a new mattress every three months?”
I think the people at @MattressFirm completely misunderstood the whole “location, location, location” thing.
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