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@gridlockd

Mobile Architect - iOS/Android Developer - UI/UX Specialist - Racially Ignorant - Musically Intolerant - Cynical Asshole

Swift: Xcode for N00BS


Does it mean that with iOS8's HomeKit I don't have to turn off the lights 13 times before bed? … My OCD thanks you, Apple.


iOS8 Health Kit… FOR YOUR HEALTH!

gridlockd's tweet image. iOS8 Health Kit… FOR YOUR HEALTH!

iOS8's "Predictive Keyboard"… BlackBerry says "hi" from 2004!


Apple WWDC update: ONE fuck was given a minute ago.


Apple's WWDC Keynote so far: Precisely ZERO fucks given.


"Safari now supports JavaScript Promises" … How USELESS is that? Seriously.


Are sugar-free cakes made with extra hate?


"Leaked Photos of Star Wars: Episode VII" tmz.com/2014/06/02/sta… … WHAT?! NO GREEN SCREEN?! … THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!


WELCOME TO THE INTERNET! … I'LL BE YOUR HOST TONIGHT.

gridlockd's tweet image. WELCOME TO THE INTERNET! … I'LL BE YOUR HOST TONIGHT.

Will iOS 8 come with that strikingly handsome security guard? Fingers crossed! - "iOS 8 banners go live for WWDC" 9to5mac.com/2014/05/30/ios…


Brasileiro é aquela criança que não pode ter nada porque quebra tudo que ganha.


Mas o Facebook anda muito pior. A cada duas entradas na minha timeline, uma é um evento babaca que alguém criou.


Eu ando ausente do Twitter porque sempre que eu entro aqui, tem um zé-doidim cagando-goma na minha timeline.


Por que brasileiro anda com essa babaquice de ficar criando ou participando de eventos ~irônicos~ no FEICE?


Será que um dia a Globo fará uma versão brasileira de The Big Bang Theory? … Com um nome cafona tipo "A Teoria do Papoco"


Geez. What was that MAD MEN season-finale? That's TV at it's best!

gridlockd's tweet image. Geez. What was that MAD MEN season-finale? That's TV at it's best!

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