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Good job @GOPconvention patting yourselves in the back. Just be careful not to break your arms jerking yourselves off. Ask my son how he manages. #FuckinWankers #RNC2020 #RNCConvention2020
Swear to God if it's 55F+ outside, the furnace is getting shut off and the windows are coming open. #SavingMoney #GrabASweaterIfYoureCold
My wife is gonna get two stimulus packages if you know what I'm saying. Yes, mine and hers were both direct deposited into her account ಠ_ಠ #WhenDidSheGetNewBoots #HaventSeenThoseJeansBefore
Discord sounds like what happens when everyone is inside quarantining. Guess it works either way.. @discord #fightingwithfamily #shutupsoicanwatchtv
This fucking kid spending a Friday night on-line playing a Vidya game with his "Bros" Twitch.tv/lutherdawg
Fucking Tuesdays are worse than Mondays because you still got shit left over from Monday to do. #fuckit #itllgetdonewhenitsdone
Twitch.tv/lutherdawg This god damn kid letting people watch him play a video game about Russia called @Escape_Tarkov live. What's the world come to.
"Host of family show @MaskedSingerFOX @NickCannon raps on diss track about sucking cock with convicted killer sentenced to 28 years in prison" Got dammit welp kids can't watch that show anymore, not while I'm around
Damn right i was swinging on people at Walmart last night to get my off-brand tv that was $220, marked up to $440 and then discounted 50% to $220 for Black Friday. #AngryDad #MyTv
Anybody else wake up pissed off and agitated on the holidays? Nobody wants to do this shit, too many moving pieces. #AngryDad
There is no #BestCartoonThemeSong , they all too got damn catchy Out mowing the lawn and all of a sudden in my head it's like "woohoo DuckTales" Washing dishes later "woohoo DuckTales" During intimate relations with the wife "woohoo DuckTales" They all suck #AngryDad
My friend @AaronLuther8 says I'm a whore because I have 600 followers and only a few retweets. I told him no one retweets me because when I say something it only needs said once. #AngryDad
#WhenAManIsDriving you better not be rough housing in the back seat, cause I swear to God I can keep my eyes on the road and still reach back with one hand and WHOOP ya! #AngryDad
Damn #DisneyPlus got my kids watching shows they watched years ago all over again. I sat through these sumbitches once, I won't do it again. #AngryDad
Bout damn tired of this kid sleeping all damn day. Doesn't matter if he works 3rds and is trying to finish his degree. Wake the hell up, ain't about to let anyone round here #BurnDaylight. #AngryDad
Left the snow shovels at the end of the driveway for when the kids get off the bus, once they work their way up to the house it's gonna be dinner time. #TuesdayMotivation
Thanks #DisneyPlus, like I needed another thing for the kids to try to hog MY TV with #AngryDad
Got damn sidewalks and roads so slick, they need more salt than I have to give. #AngeyDad
You'd think the cold would cool off my temper. Yep...you'd think #AngryDad
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