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Grumpy

@grumpychron

The Congleton Chronicle's infamous weekly columnist! Read his rants every week in the Congleton, Biddulph, Alsager & Sandbach Chronicle newspaper series!

Paid a fortune for nice hols in Corfu - just seen this. Coming home on next plane...

grumpychron's tweet image. Paid a fortune for nice hols in Corfu - just seen this. Coming home on next plane...

Fuck me - he's murdering Queen now - someone storm the stage & batter him with a £10 sausage roll....I'm off to bed


Instead of a roadie running on to fix a microphone, expecting his mum to rush on to pull his pants up - "our Kayne : shame on you!"


Fuck it - now cleaning out the cat litter. More entertaining...


Mr West doesn't pick up the pace I may seriously consider cutting the grass with a torch glued to my head - or cutting my toe nails...


Watching Kanye West at Glastonbury - TOTAL DOGSHIT


My goodness - I've worked out how to do this on my phone...I'll have a colour TV next!!


@ZoeVHanks Actually - YES!! Home next week for a few days to put a fence up, cut the grass, work my way through the list...yeah...great....


Blog updated mrgrumpyinchina.blogspot.co.uk - an interesting alternative to reading, washing your hair, falling asleep, washing up, intercourse etc


Blog updated, if you give two tugs of a tiger's todger... mrgrumpyinchina.blogspot.co.uk


Blog updated. Read it if you want - if not...well, read something else...you (probably) live in a free country!! mrgrumpyinchina.blogspot.co.uk


@daryllayton Don't get all lovey-dovey...you're still a Southern Knobhead, and bet you park your BMW in the disabled spaces at Tesco...


Blog updated - mrgrumpyinchina.blogspot.co.uk Been eating bees, ducks stomachs & fried tree leaves...yum yum NOT ON YOUR LIFE yum...


@daryllayton @CongletonChron No!! Only anyone North of bloody London! And South of it!! Big hugs and a soppy kiss X


@daryllayton @CongletonChron I always say - for every person I offend...loads more are laughing (and agree). Voice of the people!!


@daryllayton Meaning you've read it...so you WERE interested....but weren't amused. I rest my case.


Blog updated - mrgrumpyinchina.blogspot.co.uk Read it if you want...if you dont...well, don't...


@JeroBear @FuckButtons Hope the SO popular 'Indie Chart' isn't in at the expense of my stuff - you've butchered it far too much lately.****


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