Grumpy White Walker
@grumpywight
Dead as #GoT itself. My non-parody account is @InstaDerek. #FakeWesteros FTW. No affiliation with #HBO or #GRRM, etc.
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All the killing and hissing and undead horde swarming, and it’s all over now. We might be gone, but WE FUCKED UP YOUR WALKWAYS AND RAILINGS #GoT #GameOfThrones
I’d forgotten about this S6 scene where the red woman— not THE red woman, another one—weirds out Varys by telling him facts about when he got gelded as a kid. Kinda feels like a setup that the writers left hanging and forgot about, huh? #GoT #GoTS6
“The Lord of Light wants men burned. The Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious cunts? Where is the God of Tits and Wine?” — Tyrion Lannister S2 Ep8, “The Prince of Winterfell” #GoT #GameOfThrones
Wait a sec, they actually brought actors to locations who weren’t in the scene just to fake out fans so they wouldn’t know what characters lived & died & etc? #TheLastWatch #DecoyActorHoldingFee
I was once as cute as Lotte the little girl wildling #TheLastWatch
Hehehehe I like the #GoT Bayeux Tapestry #TheLastWatch
Watching fat king Robert insult Lancel Lannister gives me life #GoT #gameofthrones #nightgathersandnowmyrewatchbegins
The Butcher’s boy ran, not very fast? Kid shoulda been a Wight. What a fucking waste. #GoT #gameofthrones
Rewatched the pilot. They say twice that the fat king rode for a month to get from the capital to Winterfell. Hell, I white walk faster than that. #GoT #gameofthrones
“Despite his appropriation of kraken imagery, this melon-headed buffoon has NO association with House Greyjoy or the Ironborn, and does not speak for us. What has a huge head must ever lie.” — Yara Greyjoy
The Robert Mueller for every problem in Westeros
If this is the question, what's the answer? #GameofThrones #ThronesAgainstHumanity #SeriouslyWeNeedANameGuys
Reverse double Cle-gainer
Whaddya guys think Daario Naharis is up to now #GoT #GameOfThrones
Well, it’s been Grumpy fun. For those who are so inclined my non-parody account is @InstaDerek.
Probably worse than accidentally becoming a Tyrion
No refunds shall be issued by our heirs in the event we get barbecued alive by a huge fucking dragon
This is the first time I’ve seen his name spelled out... Doran is my middle name IRL
If they don’t add Hot Pie to the small council as Master of Pies, the army of the dead will come back #GoT #GameOfThrones
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