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Would you pay $50 to watch me & @tomsegura box @MikeTyson in a pay per view event?

yes %63.6
no %36.4

36741 vote · Final results


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Christopher Columbus right after he set sail in 1492

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They knew your fatass didn’t need an entire full bag

This a brand new bag of chips.. @popchips what’re you thinkin!?

jcsick15's tweet image. This a brand new bag of chips.. @popchips what’re you thinkin!?
jcsick15's tweet image. This a brand new bag of chips.. @popchips what’re you thinkin!?


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Let’s have a badass day


Stone, Bar Guitar and a Honky Tonk Crowd, Gasoline, and Die Rockin in the final four 😎

In honor of March Madness returning this year we put together a bracket of 32 of our songs. Jump over to bit.ly/WMbracket to vote for your favorites now!

whiskeymyers's tweet image. In honor of March Madness returning this year we put together a bracket of 32 of our songs. Jump over to bit.ly/WMbracket to vote for your favorites now!


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If you seen me yesterday at all just forget about it🤫


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STILL JUST A BITCH IN MY BOOK!


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Put a plastic bag over your head and use a rubber band to secure it around your neck and you will not die of covid* *There are some side effects

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*There are some side effects

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About damn time

The Shelbys are back! Production has officially begun on an all-new season of #PeakyBlinders.

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RottenTomatoes's tweet image. The Shelbys are back! Production has officially begun on an all-new season of #PeakyBlinders.


I wanna go to college for the rest of my life


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Me

Who would win in a dunk contest between MJ and Vince Carter?

NBAMemes's tweet image. Who would win in a dunk contest between MJ and Vince Carter?


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It's been 1,100 days since Iowa State beat Iowa in men’s basketball, women’s basketball, football, or wrestling. It's a Hawkeye state. 💛🖤

uiowa's tweet image. It's been 1,100 days since Iowa State beat Iowa in men’s basketball, women’s basketball, football, or wrestling. It's a Hawkeye state. 💛🖤
uiowa's tweet image. It's been 1,100 days since Iowa State beat Iowa in men’s basketball, women’s basketball, football, or wrestling. It's a Hawkeye state. 💛🖤
uiowa's tweet image. It's been 1,100 days since Iowa State beat Iowa in men’s basketball, women’s basketball, football, or wrestling. It's a Hawkeye state. 💛🖤
uiowa's tweet image. It's been 1,100 days since Iowa State beat Iowa in men’s basketball, women’s basketball, football, or wrestling. It's a Hawkeye state. 💛🖤

I’m going to take a pillow case and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you.

@guardmax23 I hope you stay still when you sleep because I’m putting a rat trap between your legs



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We just want to say thank you to all of the veterans out there that have served and protected this great country. 🇺🇸


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Anyone who listened to Christmas music today is getting coal for Christmas


My dad taking a picture with cutlers gf was the highlight of my night tonight 😂😂😭😭


Big twitter guy

With Hollister jeans that are tight and 2 inches to short on their twisted x boots along with a backwards hooey hat



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We will say every line before it comes on the TV😂

If you like the movie stepbrothers don’t watch it with @brooksjacobsen7 and I 😂😂



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