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Kohli : I will use phone 📞 a friend. Big B : Kya karte hai aapke dost? Kohli : Ji, Woh Kuch khaas nahi karta.. din mein 3 baar massage kar deta hai aur 2 baar peg bana deta hai! Big B : Computer ji, Ravi Shastri ko phone lagaya jaaye!
pakistan diyan kudiyan nu jhappi paa leyo, faujiyan nu nai - captain amrinder 😂😂😭
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Just saw this pic on the net. Apparently a Punjab TV journalist comforting a man in Kerala who he had helped take to a safer place.. This is the India that makes me proud. This is Incredible India...
Saala hotel 5 star hai, lekin toilet paper bhi nahi rakhte
Ideal Fitness Ambassadors, Son Gurudev Singh (80) with his Mother Maan Kaur ji (103) on the running track. If you think you are too old to inculcate fitness as a part of your life, time to get inspired by them.
Doctor : What do you do when you feel stressed? Patient: I go to the temple... Doctor : Good...and u pray there ? Patient : No... I mix-up all the shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me..... and my stress goes away😂😂
Me : Date pe ja raha hu nervous hu bhai Friend : just act cool bro *On Date* She : Favourite chocolate? Me : Roger federer 😎 She : Ferrero rocher hota hai gawaar aadmi.
Ticket collector:Reservation hai? Me: Hoti to IAS hota 😭 *cries*
Person: "Any suicide note found near the dead body?" Police: "No, just a novel by Chetan Bhagat" #JustIndianThings
*At the Aladdin audition* Me: I’m going to sing. Casting: Go for it! Me: GENIE MERA DIL LUTIYA OHO! Casting: Please get out.
Taj Mahal is anti-national because it is made of marble and not kajaria tiles
Saw an elderly couple holding hands in the local today so I asked them how have they maintained this love after so many years.... Uncle gave a beautiful reply, “Apne kaam se kaam rakh aur ghar jaa chup chap
Me: it's raining how to go to school Mom: Hum pahad cross krke, river mein crocodiles se lad ke, bunjee jumping krke school jate the
Used so much Fair&Lovely on my face that now I can't even walk down the street without winning sports tournaments or getting job offers.
At a restaurant - Me: Excuse me, isme celery bahut kam hai. Waiter: haha aapki bhi? Me: haha Waiter: haha Me: Crie Waiter: Crie
If we don't get off the flight within the first 50 seconds of it landing, the flight will take off again with us in it - Indians
Uncle : Beta abhi kya age ho gai hai tumhari Me : 29 ki ho gai hun. Uncle : Tumhari age me toh mai 35 ka ho gaya tha.
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