Gilbert Guttlebocker
@guttlebocker
The Defender of Dragons - an amazing fictional character who, although perfectly average in every way, cannot be properly compared to anyone else.
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If you haven't yet read "Gilbert Guttlebocker, Defender of Dragons," you don't know what you're missing.
"Gilbert Guttlebocker, Defender of Dragons, is a satirical masterpiece of diminutive proportion. The mixing of past, present, future, sci-fi, modern, ancient, insanity, dystopia, and fantasy in single sentences left me with a delightful whiplash." a.co/d/5HQ8cHH
Gilbert Guttlebocker, a young knight-in-training, must defy his dragon mentors' teachings of dragon-slaying to save them, challenging the very myths that shape his world in this humorous and unconventional adventure. #FantasyAdventure #Dragons #ComingOfAge
Really loved this book. One of my all-time favorites. Definitely recommend it. #BooksWorthReading #BookTwt #BookReview a.co/d/1s4pfBr?dt=2…
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Gilbert Guttlebocker, Defender of Dragons
Sent to a boarding school for knights, young Gilbert Guttlebocker studies under the wisest mentors in the land: the dragons. Under dragon tutelage, every academy student studies in great depth the...
My father, Sir Gawain Guttlebocker, spends most of his waking hours forging horseshoes, plate armor, and Honda tailpipes... #GilbertGuttlebocker #YA #BooksWorthReading #Anachronisms #readinglist #FANTASY a.co/d/c5v65lO
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I am the "Defender of Dragons!" The new book has dropped! FREE on Kindle Unlimited! We'd love a positive review on Amazon! #GilbertGuttlebocker #BenedictBallyhoot #Dragon #fantasy #readingcommunity #readingforpleasure #BooksWorthReading amazon.com/dp/B0CVHF1RLG/
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As we reach the end of #NaNoWriMo this year, if any authors are looking for a beta reader, proofreader or editor, please check out my @fiverr (linked in bio) to see what I can offer you. #nanowrimo2020 #amwriting #NaNoWriMo20
Again calling for #Betareaders the Story in question: Ongoing #Fantasy inspired by Jules Verne's Journey to the center of the earth. Length: 14k words Compensation: No monetary, but review- or read-swap #Writingcommunity
Looking for #betareaders for a silly fantasy novel! Like Roald Dahl, A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Chronicles of Narnia, or Babe. Happy to read yours too! Please message me if you're interested! #amwriting #amwritingfiction #WritingCommunity #writingtips #writerscommunity
"The test on the different ways to kill a dragon will encompass 72% of your grade. The test on chivalry will count for 97% of your grade. And the successful completion of your quest will be 100% of your grade," the professor explained.
"Dragons are mere myths. Since there are no real dragons, no real dragons can possibly be in danger from any humans who want to kill them. As a result, we real dragons are, of course, perfectly safe from harm," the dragon explained.
“The beds are really comfortable,” Gaylord told Evander, “but I was so exhausted last night I could have slept on a pile of rocks.” “I usually sleep on a pile of rocks,” Evander said. “I was worried the beds might be comfortable, so I brought rocks with me, just to make sure.”
“Are you a dragon?” the first guard demanded, thrusting his spear in Gaylord's face. “Dragon? Me? No, of course not!” the boy replied, terrified. “Exactly what we would expect a dragon to say!” proclaimed the second guard.
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