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Lil Jon had the potential to be one of the greatest metal vocalists of all time and chose to make bangers instead. Sad!


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Penn faces two student worker unionization efforts, amid a surge of labor organizing on campuses around the region dlvr.it/SnSzfR

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Let’s Get Freaky in this Olive Garden by Lobotomy Truck is the first metal song ever written about getting freaky in an Olive Garden. Pre save on Spotify distrokid.com/hyperfollow/lo…

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Ya know, they actually used to call me Cocaine Bear back in high school *exhales hookah smoke*


Can confirm. Balls too.

Latest info relating to male fertility and sexual function show that men who received the mRNA shots are essentially infertile and their penises are rotting off.



Tucker Carlson tried to warn us

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I prefer wearing boxer briefs personally


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OPEN THIS PIT UP!!! THIS NEXT SONG IS ABOUT A NICE DAY ON THE BEACH!!! SSIDE TO FUCKING SIDE!!!!

Today in 1964, The Beach Boys played at the Kentucky State Fairgrounds Coliseum in Louisville with @GlenCampbell

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Hear me out, a Spirit Airlines flight with a Waffle House upstairs.

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Notable snub of Wool by Lobotomy Truck

I always enjoy sharing my end of year music playlist with all of you — and this year we heard a lot of great songs. Here are some of my favorites. Are there any songs or artists I should check out?

BarackObama's tweet image. I always enjoy sharing my end of year music playlist with all of you — and this year we heard a lot of great songs. Here are some of my favorites. 

Are there any songs or artists I should check out?


Vasectomies are like lobotomies but for your balls


Her: could you put some music on to set the mood? Me: *pulls up some tunes* Her: Is this - Me: -The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot. *goes in for a kiss with eyes wide open*


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You can tell a lot about a person by violating HIPAA


In the 3rd year of my PhD so I’m brainstorming potential thesis ideas. Here’s what I have so far

guy_olfieri's tweet image. In the 3rd year of my PhD so I’m brainstorming potential thesis ideas. Here’s what I have so far

If Colonel Sanders were still alive I could and would kick his ass


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