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Hack Chef

@hackchef

The dark and snarky side of a well known San Francisco Chef, observations, thoughts, comments I normally can not make...

Sweatty red heads give me a stomach ache


I came in your pumpkin cheesecake, don't worry, it was my pleasure


First pull up, then pull down


Sweaty satchel


Nice steady service tonight. Lots of tasting menus


Great BM just now, amazing feeling, it's a whole new world...


My new life goal: Bang Kate Gosselin


Sad brunch at Bar Jules, food tasted good but open kitchen was dirty/messy, cooks looked miserable, couldn't even poach eggs properly


Mediocre chicks are annoying, either be hot or heinous so we have something to talk about


Hack Chef reposted

Cream cheese and a sqirt of sriracha between two vanilla wafers. Not stoned. Definitely not.


Fucking Gaga on Idol sounds like Ace of Base on crack, really people disect the music it's so awful, please!!!


I meant AARP for fucks sake... This show blows like Justin Bieber on his talent agent


Top Chef masters is like ARP for Chefs, thank god for Marcus and Rick- @bravotv get if the fuck together for next year please!


Fuckin wiley right now bitches


Nobody notices that there is no music on in this large restaurant, one of my biggest pet peeved, staff out of it


Trying to get drunk enough to eat a KFC Double Down


It doesn't take much for the haters to come out of da wood work


Rockin service tonight, what recession in SF bitches? Stay away from the haters


Rockin service tonight! Cooks straight killing it! Go locos...


Kesha on SNL, fuckin gagging right now...really bitch? Worse than fuckin Gaga


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