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Amateur Mad Philosopher. Ramblings should not be taken seriously.
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Dear @YouTube, what the hell is wrong with you putting that loud-ass startup BWOOOMP!!! on your @Roku app???
Sweet! @Dominos offered me a "FREE Medium 2-Topping Pizza." I could go for a free pizza. Applied said coupon. Free pizza! However. The app won't let me complete the order because "your order does not currently meet the minimum delivery amount of $12.00 for this store." #ripoff
Tim Pierce's Gibson Guitar Giveaway #giveaway #win kingsumo.com/g/lb6jij/tim-p…
Writing prompt: I am the very model of a Russian Major General
Since @SweetwaterSound didn't send me any candy with this order, I had to go out and buy my own @TootsieRoll like a commoner.
Dear @BestBuy, your Tempe Marketplace store just lost you a sale well over $1,000 because your sales associates couldn’t be bothered to wait on me. They talked to several people around me, but blew me off every time. Train your people better.
Second day in a row of no delivery available for @PortillosHotdog and @DoorDash in the Tempe area.
Pleased to announce today's list of Imperial Pardons of Very Fine People: Anakin Skywalker Darth Maul Jabba the Hutt Sebulba The Sarlacc Unkar Plutt That weird eye thing that lives in the sewer and tried to drown Luke
Here’s to my brother, @JAMEL_AKA_JAMAL. I’ll never be as cool as you, but at I’ve got a good start with this shirt. 😉
Someone just leaked drone footage of CCP authorities loading Uyghurs onto trains, presumably to transport them to reeducation camps. Look familar?
"Sometimes, your bravery helps bring about a world that, ironically, you don't belong in anymore." — @pattonoswalt
So, the @portilloshotdog app has failed again. @DoorDash got my order, but Portillo's didn't. The driver had to call me to tell me that the restaurant didn't have my order. This is not the first time something like this has happened.
Watching @chrisdelia's new special. Who's gonna be the first to Photoshop a dildo over the top of the constantly flapping microphone?
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