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ufos were just confirmed and absolutely nobody cares lol

BREAKING NEWS: Extraterrestrial life or UAPs/UFOs is confirmed. We are not alone in this world, aliens are real. - Luis Elizondo (Former US defense department researcher) #Ufox #ufos #UFO #UAPHearing



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I’m convinced some of y’all don’t even like house music you just like doin drugs in a place without judgment lol 🤨


Super funny we’ve reached an inflection point where afters are bigger than events


No one says dank to describe things they like anymore , I hope it makes a comeback


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I think some of you guys are actually evil


I want to reincarnate as a New York bodega cat in the 50’s


I asked a bartender for a lime with my stella and he looked at me like I set his car on fire


I miss norm Macdonald


I got robbed by a cop in Tijuana. Yes it’s true you should never go there


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cigs don’t count when you’re drunk or in Europe btw


If Mozart rose from the dead do you think he would post snippets of symphonies he was writing to tik tok


Damn I need a producer beef to get me motivated I haven’t opened ableton in 2 months


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the greatest rapper alive is probably stacking produce


Idk what they put in these Celsius drinks but I just remembered the quadratic formula


Sharks I’m seeking 7 million dollars to fund a cafe that is rainforest themed


What if justice pre recorded their set and they were just standing up there awkwardly looking at each other the whole time


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