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@halblaps

a sushi restaurant is really nothing more than a shipping container(imagine if you had to import coca-cola from the usa)


IT IS NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE WHO EATS FROM THE TOILET EVERYBODY HAS TO MAKE THAT DECISION FOR THEMSELVES


prostitutes never die


lord of the rings = flying tyrannosauruses rescue lumpenproletarians from purchasing power


tron is the french pronounciation for throne and I like paper money


only thing small here is my penis


[in a gruff voice]Well boys it looks like we've got ourselves one of them "influencers".


italodisco is still trash


school is just racketeering


why is everyone wearing ramen packets on their feet


kann ich habe das ohne skandinavia?


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