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The Half Stack Dev

@half_stack_dev

Only good at half the stack. Programming meme addict. INTJ. Not at all concerned about your feelings. Code release each Friday despite my best judgment.

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My senior developer came over to help me debug an issue today.. It went something like this:


Finally a meme we can all relate to

half_stack_dev's tweet image. Finally a meme we can all relate to

My girlfriend: 1st of all... Me: You skipped 0.. Girlfriend:


You know the new dev at your company is about to go HAM when they start asking people how to back up the production database


What my code sees as I’m waiting for it to compile


Using a code editor without syntax highlighting is like going to the gym without headphones..


When she sees you write an algorithm that runs in constant time

half_stack_dev's tweet image. When she sees you write an algorithm that runs in constant time

If the dude that brings his own mechanical keyboard to work can’t find the bug in this shit codebase im pretty sure I don’t have a chance either 😂


Live footage of my current work environment: #programming #webdeveloper


Raise your hand if you DON’T like SCSS... ...okay now use that hand to slap yourself in the fucking face.


Me: truth or dare? Google: truth Me: AI won’t make most developers jobs obsolete by 2030 Google: .. dare


When you find out the api you have to use is SOAP instead of JSON.


Me after getting my first star from someone I don’t know on my github repo


You are without a doubt the worst developer I’ve ever heard of..


Legend has it that if you say “blockchain” 10 times in front of your bathroom mirror with the lights off you’ll summon funding for your startup


When your parents find out that you sideload jquery on all your projects because you never learned vanilla JavaScript:

half_stack_dev's tweet image. When your parents find out that you sideload jquery on all your projects because you never learned vanilla JavaScript:

🚨IMPORTANT PSA: Vacuuming your keyboard is a terrible idea. #programming #webdevelopment

half_stack_dev's tweet image. 🚨IMPORTANT PSA: 

Vacuuming your keyboard is a terrible idea. 

#programming #webdevelopment

A little magic trick for the developers that like to use “x” or “y” as variable names: #programming #webdevelopment


Idk where @HP is getting their graphic designers but I’m a huge fan #programming #webdeveloper

half_stack_dev's tweet image. Idk where @HP is getting their graphic designers but I’m a huge fan

#programming #webdeveloper

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