The Half Stack Dev
@half_stack_dev
Only good at half the stack. Programming meme addict. INTJ. Not at all concerned about your feelings. Code release each Friday despite my best judgment.
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My senior developer came over to help me debug an issue today.. It went something like this:
My girlfriend: 1st of all... Me: You skipped 0.. Girlfriend:
You know the new dev at your company is about to go HAM when they start asking people how to back up the production database
Using a code editor without syntax highlighting is like going to the gym without headphones..
When she sees you write an algorithm that runs in constant time
If the dude that brings his own mechanical keyboard to work can’t find the bug in this shit codebase im pretty sure I don’t have a chance either 😂
Raise your hand if you DON’T like SCSS... ...okay now use that hand to slap yourself in the fucking face.
Me: truth or dare? Google: truth Me: AI won’t make most developers jobs obsolete by 2030 Google: .. dare
When you find out the api you have to use is SOAP instead of JSON.
Me after getting my first star from someone I don’t know on my github repo
You are without a doubt the worst developer I’ve ever heard of..
Legend has it that if you say “blockchain” 10 times in front of your bathroom mirror with the lights off you’ll summon funding for your startup
When your parents find out that you sideload jquery on all your projects because you never learned vanilla JavaScript:
A little magic trick for the developers that like to use “x” or “y” as variable names: #programming #webdevelopment
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