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deeeeee

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Just sent off an email saying warmest “retards” instead of “regards”


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hate when i view someone’s story and its their bday


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Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

when u call customer support and a clanker picks up

tekbog's tweet image. when u call customer support and a clanker picks up


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how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

dinosaurs1969's tweet image. how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

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Phillies mascots recreated the viral moment of the CEO caught cheating at the Coldplay concert 😭


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Wildlife photographer Sha Lu captures the perfect moment a small animal looks at the camera while being caught by a predator.

AMAZlNGNATURE's tweet image. Wildlife photographer Sha Lu captures the perfect moment a small animal looks at the camera while being caught by a predator.
AMAZlNGNATURE's tweet image. Wildlife photographer Sha Lu captures the perfect moment a small animal looks at the camera while being caught by a predator.

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bryan telling amaya they are two misunderstood people who understood each other oh i am crying


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the craziest part about visiting your parents has to be seeing how little they sustain themselves on once their kids move out. just asked my dad for a snack and he offered me cashews and a leftover delta plane cookie 😐


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Cassie, I believe you. I love you. Your strength is a beacon for every survivor.


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It's crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes isn't enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good


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some of y'all. not naming names

isawillbefine's tweet image. some of y'all. not naming names

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straight up Nazi shit

Help your country locate and arrest illegal aliens. To report criminal activity, call 866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423).

DHSgov's tweet image. Help your country locate and arrest illegal aliens.

To report criminal activity, call 866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423).


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This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month


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people who hated taylor in 2016 not getting to experience a rep era. as god intended


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🚨 @taylorswift13 officially owns Tim McGraw. 🤠

ACMC_Country's tweet image. 🚨 @taylorswift13 officially owns Tim McGraw. 🤠

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> convert to Catholicism > meet and kill the pope > an American is elected pope > the new pope dunked on you on Twitter

antonbinich's tweet image. > convert to Catholicism
> meet and kill the pope
> an American is elected pope
> the new pope dunked on you on Twitter

Help your country locate and arrest illegal aliens. To report criminal activity, call 866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423).

DHSgov's tweet image. Help your country locate and arrest illegal aliens.

To report criminal activity, call 866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423).


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WELL WHO YELLS AT PEOPLE

invis4yo's tweet image. WELL WHO YELLS AT PEOPLE

Who tf cries bout getting yelled at ?



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