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Ham's Dinger Quotes

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all of the dank stuff Ham says

“Real men cut their salad”


“I have already thrown my hat at a T-Rex... and become a T-Rex”


“Especially in those shadows I bet there’s wetness”


"Oh, let me just go back in time to when I was in the youth group"


*Soccer ball hits white shoes* "I don't care cuz I have shoe cleaner"


"Yeah Ham I like low cut shoes" "I like lit shoes"


"Room 219, that's the dinger room!"


"Cancer is cancer like, why would anyone like that?"


"My legs are on another level of corn dog"


"I really hope I don't trip and die tonight" 🎓


"Hit a dinger and come to my wedding. Haha I'm kidding"


"Spring dingers bring chicken wingers"


"You wish you were cool like me"


"Ham what is this called?" "bruh its called a ping pong trampoline"

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"bruh its called a ping pong trampoline"

"Hit a dinger and come to my graduation party"


"Ham you're not an adult yet." "Well I can go buy a lottery ticket..."


"Ham no spoilers. How was Civil War?" "EVERYONE DIES! Jk the movie was lit"


"Someone get a butter knife"


"Ham it wasn't even raining yet" "I heard the wind"


"Lol she calls me babe. Jk"


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