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Hannah

@hanwolfe

Competitive maniac who loves Sister Sister and is afraid of thunder.

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RT if you didn't realize you were a midwesterner who says "ope" when the run into people/things until you read it on Twitter


Taylor Swift crocs as seen in Chicago and Liverpool 😎 & Betty, THE black dog of course #SwiftieGoodLuckCharm

hanwolfe's tweet image. Taylor Swift crocs as seen in Chicago and Liverpool 😎
& Betty, THE black dog of course
 #SwiftieGoodLuckCharm
hanwolfe's tweet image. Taylor Swift crocs as seen in Chicago and Liverpool 😎
& Betty, THE black dog of course
 #SwiftieGoodLuckCharm

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KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE CHIEFS


There’s a real fucking snake in my basement and we didn’t even get Reputation (tv) tonight 🫠😍


So we all can agree on ghosts existing now right?? @thedickbutkus #BearDown


Does anyone have a 1999 Pontiac grand am I can borrow? #SpeakNowTV


What if I only bring platform crocs to Mexico? What then???


I see the friendship bracelet kits for girls, but where are the kits for women?


Could you imagine having the fbi show up to your house to find classified documents and they instead find the drawer you just put mail in because you hate mail


I’m worried about how obsessed people are with eggs.


I’ve never watched soccer before why did they walk out with babies


If Will Ferrell and Ryan Reynolds are friends that means that Taylor Swift is also probably friends with Will Ferrell and I’d just like to be be invited to just one party. Just one.


Some of you are impressively bad at fluffing your Christmas trees


One day you’re proud to own a home and the next your underwear is hang drying on the refrigerator handle because you saw a snake in the basement.


If twitter goes down there will be no place for me to announce that today was the day that my crusty little dog presented me with a box of fake eyelashes


Have you ever thought about the only difference between Alfredo and queso is the type of cheese or do you sleep at night?


Astounded my first halloween dressed as an American girl doll came at age 28


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When swifties dress up to tour like this, then what

lucia_swiftiee's tweet image. When swifties dress up to tour like this, then what

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Do we have to sign up for slots to use these new lyrics as Instagram captions or are we all just gonna use the same ones?


7 am listening to the new Taylor swift album and eating a mcchicken while walking my crusty little dog is exactly what I imagined 28 years old to be like


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