Freddy
@happyflymaster
Passionate microfrogger, dad to many tads, flyathlete, enjoy Monet, Lady Gaga & salamander humor, a beegan, sing bass in choir and yes, that's my lovely wife.
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Happy Birthday Human - let's celebrate your 3/4 birthday in three months. #happyhalfbirthdaykylie
#DumbestLawEver It takes FIVE DWIs in the State of Wisconsin before it's a felony. No really...I am not joking.
#ifyouknowmeyouknow I can't tweet very well with my long tongue.
It's been a light flu season but my throat is killing me. Say ahhhhhhh. SNAP -- that silly fly fell for it.
Jumped too quick out of bed this morning and gave myself a Charlie Horse. Funny, I am not sure what a horse is, let alone one named Charlie.
Someone told me that my legs taste like chicken. I laughed. What's a chicken? Is that some kind a giant fly? Your legs taste like beef.
Not much else going on in January. Enjoying the mild winter... We'll get fat this spring and float the summer away.
I think I going to give my state of the pond speech. Fish don't swim fast when the water is cold. ha ha you big lard bass!!
Had to deal with some pond scum and find a new pond the past few months.
I frogot how busy summer is chasing the tads around the pond. All good but crazy. I hear there is a great place to vacation, 7 ponds over.
Survived the crazy boaters and little kids trying to catch frogs. Nice to see the humans go home.
Another day gone by, we'll jump to it tomorrow. Should have ate more crickets today, it's a little loud tonight.
Just reading another blog list on making lists. This should reach maxium enjoyment. Like farting flies.
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