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secrets from a girl (who’s seen it all)

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felt my prefrontal cortex fully develop at coachella

haydroflask's tweet image. felt my prefrontal cortex fully develop at coachella
haydroflask's tweet image. felt my prefrontal cortex fully develop at coachella
haydroflask's tweet image. felt my prefrontal cortex fully develop at coachella

Scrum Master is an absolutely unhinged corporate america term


All my close friends hate my beard and everyone I’ve ever wanted to have sex with loves it so what now


The fact that there are actual people who use instagram threads that walk among us…


Anyone have any Halloween costume ideas for me? Feeling uninspired. Must be slutty obvi


What the hell sure #NewProfilePic

haydroflask's tweet image. What the hell sure #NewProfilePic

Me & my lil home

haydroflask's tweet image. Me & my lil home
haydroflask's tweet image. Me & my lil home
haydroflask's tweet image. Me & my lil home

Coming off private because we got the job and I wanna post a shirtless photo 🤷‍♂️


Thought all my problems would be solved with a big equity check and new career but that is not turning out to be the case


Cafe Maud is like if a slicked bun or rhode lipgloss were a restaurant


Sorry I didn’t have any thoughts about #that lady’s album I was too busy watching beach sunrises and swimming in the ocean with my besties


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Hey @taylorswift13 @charli_xcx you aren’t thinking about a feud right now are you? We are focused on the problem of systemic racism.


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Henry Barlow I’m sorry you can’t speak and banging spoons because your mom couldn’t put the vida down… I’m sorry your mom not even paying attention to you on your own birthday cuz she such a obsessed and dark spirted hating ho.. I’m so sorry


Lorde, Addison Rae, and Renee Rapp all having a concert on the same night in nyc has completely fractured the LGBTQIA+ community


Potassium is gonna be the next private equity craze I’m calling it now


I have a pimple on my shoulder that I’ve deduced must be connected directly to my central nervous system because of the way in which it hurts even at the slightest touch

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We’re telling a color story here

haydroflask's tweet image. We’re telling a color story here

Little known fact: the streets of Williamsburg shapeshift between daytime and night time


I’m addicted to spending $20 it gives me a thrill


Sweating out the mezcal negronis

haydroflask's tweet image. Sweating out the mezcal negronis
haydroflask's tweet image. Sweating out the mezcal negronis

There’s nothing I love more than seeing a glamorous septuagenarian woman with a handbag that costs more than my college tuition did


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