hearscopes's profile picture. either a prophet or a casualty — poet laureate to the devil himself

scopes.

@hearscopes

either a prophet or a casualty — poet laureate to the devil himself

you can’t rage bait me bc i’m usually already mad about something


flawless form, 10/10, no notes

hearscopes's tweet image. flawless form, 10/10, no notes

do not ask me about drama my entire tl is cats and zoo animals i do Not see discourse and that’s on purpose


i dream of a cleansing wave


fart IQ

hearscopes's tweet image. fart IQ

Had a dream where the new trend was posting stupid photos of your pet with the caption "fart IQ" see example below.

catwheezie's tweet image. Had a dream where the new trend was posting stupid photos of your pet with the caption "fart IQ" 
see example below.


who is gonna donate $50k for me to open a cat rescue


i cannot believe it took me 6 years to get covid i thought i was invincible


new year, same fat man

hearscopes's tweet image. new year, same fat man

hi my name is scopes and i can’t write anything that’s not in b minor


unfortunately my nervous system cannot distinguish between dipping my toes in a backyard pool from getting sucked into a hurricane whirlpool in the pacific ocean


unfortunately for my haters i am making good music with even better people


my life started when i moved to chicago and not a second sooner


i am once again reminding the world that i want to: a) give you narcan b) write words on your songs


why does wrapping presents feel like being drafted into the vietnam war


my dad gave me two things: alcoholism and the ability to go bar for bar with bleed it out by linkin park


i say i conquered my fear of heights but in reality i had a panic attack in the middle of a mile high bridge between two mountains


i saw halsey play is there somewhere and nobody can take that away from me


if i could tell 15 year old me about my life they would either think im so cool or actually try to kill me


do i go back to school to become a zookeeper or no


i am ready to reveal the fact that in middle school i got really into making balloon animals for a couple days


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