Nicholas
@heartedmichael
Here for fun and exploring new ideas for the life at hand 🥹😘🥹
Rejecting my marriage proposal is fine but also adding slaps while I am still on my knees? walahi
Alcohol after damaging the brain running to the kidney to be urinated to enable u buy more
My pregnant wife at 2AM: "I'm craving for bush meat" Me:
Her: “Babe remove the condom, it irritates me” HIV:👇
“Mazino enyu asimba vanangu, nhasi ndabika mabhonzo e hanga..”
Kombi driver: “Sorry vabereki tikumboenda nepa service station, tuda kunwa fuel..” My mind:
"back in the days, playing in this sitting room was a serious crime 😂😭"
Things that happen the day you decide to talk to your crush.
The person who did this is not going to heaven.
Still planning a good revenge for what dad did to me on this day😭
How a rich man's wife sees a poor uncle lifting her kid
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