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Brock Purdy lowkey look like Furret

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If the therapist don’t look like a mix of Melfi from the sopranos and my ex gf ion want her.


Making the core millennial aged girls swoon with my flawless rendition of Blink 182s The Party Song.


Philip Seymour Hoffman would’ve been a great Jeffrey Epstein


Guy who gets choked up singing the chorus of Ariel Pink’s Round and Round


The loving relationship to ASMR girlfriend role play pipeline


*googles songs concerning the malaise of only being able to pull unattractive women*


Wife won’t let me read blood meridian to the baby


Sometimes on dates I fall silent and stare pensively into the distance just so they know I’m a complex, broody anti hero but irl.


Getting involved with someone new and finding fresh and exciting ways to inflict damage upon your aging psyche


30 year old Asuka pilled boyfriend of 8 years.


I’d do great inside a human zoo exhibit.


Gonna start a drama mongering channel centered around the La comedy scene


Elongated nipples protruding through an old navy graphic tee


*Travis Bickle voice* I’m god’s horny man


Dousing your genitals in rubbing alcohol after unprotected sex with a stranger should prevent STDs.


Pussy from a girl who once loved you


Crying on the forklift listening to Ivy by Frank Ocean


Mr. T during the Holocaust be like I pity the Jew


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