Pyriel Moore
@hell_feather
Employee of Avīci Interdimensional - The New Paradigm of Penance.™ (( Roleplaying account for Secret World Legends, not a real person! #SWLRP ))
(( Alts: Heqet "Pyriel" Glendower - @50595249454c Constance "Inne" Inne - @MissInne1929 The Winged cabal: rabbly.net/grey/ ))
Do you remember all those times you threw someone else under the bus to avoid taking personal responsibility? We do, and we've bought a bus. What goes around comes around, and sometimes what comes around is an AEC Routemaster fitted with razor-spiked tires.
To facilitate a better rapport with our clientele, it has been suggested that I try my hand at memetic imagery and pop culture references. Shout-out to all of my Grave Offenders! I'll be seeing you again very soon.
The marketing department tells me "vagueposting" helps generate buzz and increased views. With that in mind: Later tonight, you'll hear a noise behind you. Will the most horrifying result come from looking or not looking? You'll just have to find out. You know who you are.
We're having a half off special today. We're leaving it a surprise which half of you gets removed.
Though it has scarcely been a year and a half, looking back at the time I carried on my daily existence with only two eyes, two arms and a single mouth, I wonder how I ever managed to be happy with my reflection in the mirror.
Tribalism feeds the beast behind the digital curtain. Categorize, demonize! It's primal and addictive. You needn't take responsibility for the harm you cause. We know you're capable of being a better person than that. If you can't do it on your own, we'll handle it in the end.
Marketing requests I post an optimistic message for the holiday, so I wish you all a joyous year of deploying and maintaining your internet personae. May your actual self be at least one-fiftieth of the gimmick you have cultivated through impersonal text and mimetic imagery.
Of course, given my job responsibilities, I suppose it stands to reason that this would be included as a standard feature.
Since the conclusion of my soul transference and orientation, the more volatile emotions and impulses of my simian days have either disappeared, or exist only in memories. The past few days, however, have taught me that I am in no way, shape or form immune to schadenfreude.
Such a difference it makes when one is skilled at offering a smile. Among other parts of the body.
As you ritually devour creatures bred, slaughtered and pre-packaged for your convenience, returning your dead gazes to devices offering information and entertainment overload, remember to share your token remarks of gratitude before the coming 364.25 days of petulant unhappiness.
Please die responsibly and have a fantastic diurnal period applicable to your present time zone.
As Avīci Interdimensional is committed to fostering a grounded mindset in agents of all stripes, please accept this complimentary confirmation of your paranoia. * Yes, they are talking about you behind your back * No, the smile is not genuine * Yes, they are going to leave you
For clarity, there is no prize for screaming and weeping the loudest. Feel free to compete regardless. There are few tones so sonorous and musical as a humbled soul howling its regrets into the echoless void.
To coin a hashtag, this is #wightwashing. Resist hyperhumanization. Remain true to yourselves, your thought processes and your cultures. You do not have to be the ghoul in the party hat. You are better than "fellow ape with amusing additional anatomical feature".
To non-human refugees in areas like Ealdwic: As Homo sapiens make up a statistical majority of the population, you may feel pressured to emulate their angsty behavior, embrace their self-indulgent habits or accept conscription into their cults of personality, to better "fit in".
In observation of this milestone, all of my karmic reform sessions today will involve creative use of candles and wrapped mystery boxes.
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