Hellfirmations
@hellfirmations
Stand up. My credits include The Backyard Comedy Jam in Austin and a bunch of post-pandemic potential.
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The @nyjets receivers are really shining in the leadership culture @AaronRodgers12 has brought to the team. They are terrified to make mistakes and get that disapproving look from him. #tyrantaaronrodgers
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Forget #WillAndChris and #Oscars2022, in the @kiss song Beth, who do you side with? Beth, who is sitting alone at home? Or do you now understand the plight of the rock star and how hard it is to write a song? #GoodJokesAreHardToWrite #LoveAComedianToday
Joe did not need to go to Spotify to allow him to say the things he wanted to say without being censored, like, say Stern going to Sirius. It was Spotify that saw the money that could be made and now they are stifling the content that made Joe such an attractive cash cow.
When you go to McDonald's, order a basket of fries for $3 and they tell you they are out of the baskets. When you ask if they could just give you a basket amount of fries in any container, they give you a large and a medium fries...and charge you over $6 for it. #McDonaldsHacks
I didn't even know Omicron was a Greek letter until people started dying from it. #NotCoolEnoughInCollegeToBeGreek
Wait! The DC Commanders? That's like when the bully that is no longer bigger than you moves from knocking the books out of your hand to trying to be your friend, but still wants your lunch money. #Commanders #NFL #demandrespect
@TrevonDiggs Hey Trevon, if you've got any @DeionSanders swag in ya, you need to start showing it now. #ANewPrimeTimeIsBorn It's there if you want it.
I'm not ready for the world to go back to normal. I've gotten too good at smizing.
I got my COVID vaccine today. The guy stuck it in my arm a half dozen times because "he couldn't find a vein".
How overwhelming must it be to jerk off with a photographic memory?
I just now realized why they call it Jilling #NurseryRhymes
I woke up this morning and @TomBrady still only has 7 rings. Slacker! #tb12 #SuperBowlLV
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