The Conservative Government is now the biggest threat to the security and the finances of families across the country. Liz Truss must come to Parliament on Monday to explain what she plans to do to turn the situation around. My full statement:
Friday night again. Well done to everyone who made it through another week despite having no clue what you’re doing.
We don’t have the power to change anybody. What we have is the power to advise. If somebody does not understand your love, just go forward until you meet someone that does. Life is always shorter than your dream. Don’t waste your time hanging on a hope that something may change.
Finally, some good news for a change!
If 2020 was the year of COVID, and 2021 was the year of more COVID, 2022 will be the year of still more COVID.
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“I’m so full, I feel ill, absolutely stuffed, I can’t move, I might burst, I need a lie down” “More food?” “Go on then”
Every time I go to the dental hygienist I am cruelly reminded that people put dogs and cats through these ‘anaesthesia free’ dentals and it just must be absolutely horrific. At least I know what’s going on and why my gums are being prodded.
Owners will do anything to treat fleas EXCEPT put their pets on proven flea prevention lmao.
The COVID vaccine is part of a secret government plot to keep you alive so they can use you to work productively and raise your children.
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If there was a piss-up at No 10 last Christmas it’s very unlikely Boris organised it. Because, well, you know.
Don't use drugs or alcohol to solve your problems. Use them because they're fun.
I created COVID as a physical illness but it took people to make it a mental one.
Vegan sausage rolls hit by supply chain disruption due to widespread woodchip and cardboard shortages.
New acronym for clinical history HWOCSOB (Hard work or completely stupid or both). Literally just had one of my receptionists describe a client as this and guess what? Both…😂
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