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I have standards

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"I literally didn't see your text until just now"

TigNotaro's tweet image. "I literally didn't see your text until just now"

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*chef’s kiss*

AngelaHanks's tweet image. *chef’s kiss*

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What a great letter.

in 1987, Ursula K. Le Guin was asked to write a blurb for a science fiction anthology showcasing established & up-and-coming writers alike -- yet there were no stories by women. this was Le Guin's response (sourced from Shaun Usher's Letters of Note)

BBW_BFF's tweet image. in 1987, Ursula K. Le Guin was asked to write a blurb for a science fiction anthology showcasing established & up-and-coming writers alike -- yet there were no stories by women. this was Le Guin's response (sourced from Shaun Usher's Letters of Note)


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"Sorry I'm late, but I got here as soon as I wanted to." 😂 Let's hear your fave #WillAndGrace quotes this year! 👇 #BestTVLines2017


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Pigs. On a cliff.

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On a cliff.

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Someone accused me of being in "a mood". I had to come clean and tell them that mood is actually my personality.


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A misanthrope is a misogynist in camouflage.


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I would pay $10,000 to watch next week's Good Wife right now.


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In my dream season two of "The Affair," Sarah Koenig intervenes to fact-check every memory from season one. I call it "Serial: Adulterers."


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Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere - Gilbert Keith Chesterton


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If you call instead of text, I really hope someone is dead.


Mostra #andataericordo al #mart bella intelligente commovente vine.co/v/hunT2mPBw9U


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Not sure why you'd eat dark chocolate when Kits Kats are available in stores nationwide.


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Invalidi e sicurezza. Scrivere "Chi tocca muore" anche in braille.


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I try to not be judgemental when I'm judging people.


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If you want a third season of #Enlightened, let @HBO know right now. Pls RT.


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