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Evan Neilson

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🚨 BREAKING — January 24, 2026 ICE just shot and killed ANOTHER Minnesotan. x.com/TheJFreakinC/s…


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If I see a white shooting guard, I’m going to be like, boy, I hope he's qualified

WHOLESOME: Kentucky sophomore Collin Chandler has been elected president of the University of Kentucky’s Turning Point USA chapter. A mightily impressive achievement for the Wildcat star.

ScottHughesCBB's tweet image. WHOLESOME: Kentucky sophomore Collin Chandler has been elected president of the University of Kentucky’s Turning Point USA chapter.

A mightily impressive achievement for the Wildcat star.


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Federal contracts reveal Customs and Border Protection is spending $75,000 to house their dogs at the Four Seasons Pet Resort. The pet resort advertises "luxury suites," "daily doggy ice cream," and spa services such as an "oatmeal coconut oil skin finish."

factpostnews's tweet image. Federal contracts reveal Customs and Border Protection is spending $75,000 to house their dogs at the Four Seasons Pet Resort.

The pet resort advertises "luxury suites," "daily doggy ice cream," and spa services such as an "oatmeal coconut oil skin finish."
factpostnews's tweet image. Federal contracts reveal Customs and Border Protection is spending $75,000 to house their dogs at the Four Seasons Pet Resort.

The pet resort advertises "luxury suites," "daily doggy ice cream," and spa services such as an "oatmeal coconut oil skin finish."

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What tears????? I didn’t see one. Man knock it off! That boy ate some lemon heads before walking into court. 🤣🤣🤣

Kyle Rittenhouse broke down in tears at his murder trial while on the witness stand as he described the events of Aug. 25, 2020 in Kenosha, Wisconsin.



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Pastor: I saw ICE agents circling a young woman who appeared to be Hispanic. I said to this ICE agent, 'Take me, stop harassing her.' The agent got in my face, pointed a gun at me, and said, 'Are you afraid now?' To which I said, 'I am not afraid.' The next thing I knew, they…


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In the past, even with George Floyd, the Trump gov did not rush to smear the man and called for an investigation. That every single member of this Nazi party immediately smeared this woman as a terrorist and defended her murder without even the pretense of impartiality is a…

JD Vance on Renee Good: This is classic terrorism.



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This seems bad


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Illinois State Treasurer Michael Frerichs is under fire for investing over $100M of public funds into lsraeI Bonds. Protesters at the recent ISBI meeting say these investments fuel vioIence abroad and ignore community needs at home. They’re calling for an immediate divestment.


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That’s roughly the education budget for K-12 for all children in Pennsylvania. Our kids have 80 year old run down schools while Israel gets another 25 fighter jets. When are you people going to get MAD?

JUST IN - Boeing awarded $8.6 billion contract by Pentagon for 25 F-15 jets for Israel — Reuters

disclosetv's tweet image. JUST IN - Boeing awarded $8.6 billion contract by Pentagon for 25 F-15 jets for Israel — Reuters


I just got shot in the head

Letterboxd is brilliant because what over-educated under-fulfilled people actually want is imaginary homework to do



Who has it tougher

Santa %100
Jesus %0

2 vote · Final results


The world is so bad but I’m continually given reasons to be alive


Why the hell did SpotHero reply to my tweet with exactly 0 likes

Do you want to tell them, or should we???



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Tf kind of world is this that a woman who said "children shouldn't be murdered" has to hire security to protect her and her family

⚡JUST IN - Ms. Rachel has hired security due to an escalation in severe threats against her and her family from Israel lobby

OunkaOnX's tweet image. ⚡JUST IN - Ms. Rachel has hired security due to an escalation in severe threats against her and her family from Israel lobby
OunkaOnX's tweet image. ⚡JUST IN - Ms. Rachel has hired security due to an escalation in severe threats against her and her family from Israel lobby


If you wanna learn something about me: in my dreams/nightmares last night, there were two school shooting sequences (I’m a teacher) separated by a vignette where I met Brad Pitt at a bar and I told him “You were so fucking funny in Burn After Reading”


Tweet of the year



Shut the fuck up

Today, Netflix announced our acquisition of Warner Bros. Together, we’ll define the next century of storytelling, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences everywhere. about.netflix.com/en/news/netfli…

netflix's tweet image. Today, Netflix announced our acquisition of Warner Bros. Together, we’ll define the next century of storytelling, creating an extraordinary entertainment offering for audiences everywhere. about.netflix.com/en/news/netfli…


Sometimes you feel like the biggest dummy on earth but then a 28 yr old coworker says “What’s SpotHero”


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