Kathy Slamen
@hellophotokitty
I'm a photographer, writer, actor, comedian, kick-ass-er, bipolar rambler, cancer survivor, but here, my wordy quirky witty rivulets are meant 4 the masses.
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well, that was weird. Apparently, I didn't exist in the Twitterverse for a while. I'm back?
There should be a national "Gary Larson Day"
Wouldn't it be cool if candy flew out of a guys balls like a piñata when you busted them. 💥🪅
Anyone want to play with a box of bees? This and more on the latest episode of @SmutPodcast
"I was feeling pretty good about my vice-presidential speechwriting, producing of a National Geographic show, and my 5 New York Times Bestsellers! Until..."
Definitely avoid the documentary about how Kraft Food Corp finds and traps 57 kids named “Heinz” each week to make the sauce with.
My face when you tell me that the double chocolate truffle ice cream i just had a spoonful is fat free…
*me, thinking about having a snack 15 minutes after I said I was full*
[Physical] Doctor: Are you eating healthier this year? Me: *pulls a can of whipped cream out of my purse and sprays it into my mouth* Absolutely!
The new #TopGunMaverick is just an fancy expensive informercial for Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer’s plastic surgeons - with fighter jets of course
What would happen if a “roundtable” was suddenly held as a square one?
And you would need a theme song…
Hands up from the guilty boys
Men who love to eat their own cum were the kids who ate paste in class.
ME: check out my shitbox. PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling it that.
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