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frank

@helloshortbus

benevolent despot and/or superhero jackass

It’s all just record and food, records and food. Don’t forget unabashedly handsome selfies. To another year of records and food. #thisis41 instagram.com/p/CphFGxEA8gN/…


write with intent. starting now. lol helloshortbus.com/archives/5947


I’m ignoring the fact that I’m seriously starting to feel my age on these phenomenal slopes. Bonus: dramatic wipeouts means I’m not the only sore one tonight. #ski #vacation #lemassif #batteriesrecharged #thisis40 instagram.com/p/CbL32sIgVUp/…

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frank!!! (@helloshortbus) • Instagram photos and videos

frank!!! (@helloshortbus) • Instagram photos and videos


Yes, I’m that guy now. I’ve made my peace with it and so should you. #bengalsofinstagram #eleanorrigby #thuglife instagram.com/p/CEdGUagFCTt/…


My love is bigger than your love. Another take on the breakfast poutine, this time with real curd, honey garlic sausage, tomatoes, and, yes, your eyes are not deceiving you, stuffing. Goodbye, intestinal motility.… instagram.com/p/CC3BfTrJrLQ/…


Was recently told I needed to jazz up my plates and these have been sitting there for a bit begging to be used for something. Breakfast @ The Flaming Hog & Chick. #thuglife instagram.com/p/B-rP0BBlraa/…


My watch’s “Congrats! You’ve met your goal!” feels awfully passive aggressive when it’s basically just saying “Good job staying alive for 12 consecutive hours, you jerk!” #applewatch #apple


I don’t eat breakfast every day but when I do, I make sure it counts. instagram.com/p/B9JKyBglu9V/…


This. Forever and always 😍

This scene right here, officer.



My Apple Watch seems to think it’s a nice achievement when it lets me know I’ve been standing on my feet for 12 hours at 1pm. #shiftworkfails


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