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Alex Dinwoodie

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I aspire to be slightly useful

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Anyone else accidentally got pissed and discussed sea creatures with their dad for 2 hours?


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Regardless of politics, any man who votes for the alba party and puts Alex Salmond back in any position of power is no ally to women and should be kept at distance


And yes this comes from a drunken revelation where I remember the one person who was able to help me out of an unpleasant situation


Nothing but respect for men that will buy feminine products, doesn't matter if it's for gf's, friends or just helping strangers - ya'll are good eggs


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Right-wingers applauding the removal of the right to peaceful protest because they don't like BLM or Extinction Rebellion: Our rights are not cookies, to be shared with our friends and withheld from our enemies. Our rights are oxygen. Once they're gone, nobody gets to breathe.


My cat has started licking my eyebrows. Is this normal?


My mum liking my music is nice because I dont have to turn it off but not so nice when I have to explain that the music she is enjoying is but 'Slutever'


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The actual Health Minister, spreading potentially life-threatening misinformation because female bodies are just too difficult for him to understand...

This is incorrect and misleading. This is not cervical screening, and is not a smear test, and is not a replacement for a smear test. It's self-sampling for HPV from a vaginal swab.



Fell asleep while drinking gin and watching Harry Potter so I guess yesterday had it's up sides


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If you’ve ever used the toilets in Hive, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the COVID Vaccine


Slippers just grabbed a bit of toast out my mouth and is now glaring at me because I wouldnt let him have it


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Mer-Man has bought some speed from a bloke down the pub and now he's completely off his tits.

GrumpySkeletor's tweet image. Mer-Man has bought some speed from a bloke down the pub and now he's completely off his tits.

Dave's mum got me stick insects today and I think that's been the highlight of 2020 for me.


"Aye slippers can you check I turned the oven off"


You know I'm a bit drunk when I keep considering messaging my cats to let them know I'll be home late


If cats aren't affectionate then why is mine headbutting me whilst purring and dribbling in my ear?


Today a cow pulled down the front of my top and showed my bra to multiple people.


The fact that there is a song out there called 'Mick Jones nicked my pudding' makes me very happy


Do I order houseplants I don't need or boots/jeans that I do need? Heart wants plants but brain says I need appropriate clothing for work


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