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Bayangin lo lagi naik pesawat, terus pilotnya bikin announcement, "Para penumpang yang terhormat, saya ngga ada pengalaman jadi pilot, tapi saya akan berusaha semaksimal mungkin untuk belajar terbangin pesawat ini dengan baik dan saya merasa bisa". Panik ngga lo?????
Innalillahi 😭😭😭
SOP ngejar jambret yg benar di Indonesia : 1. Hampiri jambret dgn perlahan. 2. Ucapkan salam. 3. Tanyakan apa benar bapak/ibu adalah jambret. 4. Jika iya, mintakan izin utk mengambil barang yg dijambret. 5. Ucapkan terimakasih stlh barang diserahkan. 6. Saling bersalaman dan…
Baru tau SOP ngejar jambret itu gak boleh ngebut, pelan² jangan dipepet biarin aja.
This is how we should talk instead of texting
YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW HUMILIATING THIS IS FOR US. PALESTINE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST COUNTRIES TO RECOGNIZE INDONESIAN INDEPENDENCE AND THIS IS HOW THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION REPAYS THEM?
The Board of Peace welcomes Indonesia as a founding member of our growing international organization.
"haloooo halo semuanya.. saya.. apakah suara saya terdengar? saya ijin bertanya.. jadi saya tadi uda nulis di kolom..."
If aliens visit Earth, what’s the first thing they’d say?
Mau tau seberapa besar jurang ketimpangan di Indonesia? Bayangin ada 100 potong ayam goreng KFC buat 100 orang. Idealnya, satu orang dapat satu potong. Tapi di Indonesia: - 1 orang ambil 50 potong buat dia sendiri - 9 orang berikutnya masing masing dapat 2 potong - 40 orang…
oon btul
A cop and military officer accused a man of selling ‘es gabus’ allegedly made from sponge, but tests later confirmed it was safe and free of harmful substances. (news.detik.com/berita/d-83242…)
fuck no. we Indonesians do not want this.
The Board of Peace welcomes Indonesia as a founding member of our growing international organization.
di MBG ada menu Jasuke, yaitu Jagung, Supremasi militer, & Kejahatan ham berat
I am Indonesian. I support Palestine. My government is NOT representing me on Palestine issues.
fuck you and israel 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Kayak bocah sok nakal pengen diterima ketua geng bully.
Fuck you 02 voters, kita jadi punya presiden yg bersekutu dengan zionis. Tanggung jawab lo semua di akhirat nanti.
being clingy is so cute..yes, pls lay on my chest, lick my face, kiss me 10 times in a row, rub my back, tickle me, hold my hand, hug me at random, double text me.. i love it.
Semangat ngenyel & ngototnya patut dikagumi.
Kepala BGN: MBG Tetap Disalurkan Saat Ramadhan, Makanan Tahan 12 Jam Baca di nasional.kompas.com/read/2026/01/2…
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