Alex Gardes
@hesofrench
Stand up comedian, grim faced pilot, insecure connoisseur, joke writing coach. DM to me schedule appointment.
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If you're not thoroughly researching the symptoms of terminal diseases, are you even committed to having anxiety?
Gays against gay marriage be like It's Adam and Eve Not Adam and Yves (Saint Laurent)
I think Osama bin Laden got more respect the day he died then the people on this submarine did
Great! Now if we could only deal with those pesky fundamentalists who hold power in the US.
Even the best sometimes.
I bombed hard tonight in Austin. So sorry! I’m gonna sleep it off.
Abortion is legal in California. It will remain that way. I just signed a bill that makes our state a safe haven for women across the nation. We will not cooperate with any states that attempt to prosecute women or doctors for receiving or providing reproductive care.
The debate is done, the discourse is over. We either kill fascism, or it kills us.
There are going to be a lot more dads playing Division I football.
We got knocked down today. We got beat by a wily, resourceful and relentless foe. We have to learn from this, get up, and fight back.
The January 6th Committee made these groundbreaking discoveries: 1. Trump tried really hard to overturn the election 2. He is a big meanie 3. They’re going to continue to let him live in opulence and plan his next campaign…but they’re not happy about it!
Of course Republicans want guns in schools. How else will you defend yourself against all of those dangerous books?
America, where you only ever need half a flagpole.
Texas allows abortions as long as you’ve already been born and the medical instrument is a rifle.
White girls say the darnedest things!
There’s nothing like telling a finance bro that your broker’s fee is non-negotiable. It’s the first “no” they’ve ever gotten that they can’t overcome with a roofie.
Just a friendly greeting on behalf of all agents to anyone who can afford to pay $6900/month for an apartment but refused to consider paying a broker fee 😎
Me to my commission when my client says “let me sleep on it”. #nycrealestate #realestateagent
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