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Tis the season of Rudolph SUVs. My Scroogie ass says, "Kill me now." My worst fear is actually being killed by one of these.
Fuck you Pinterest. Put a balloon over a jar it said. It'll be super cute. I'd rather put a condom on an elephant.
Holly balls! @kathygriffin is following me. I know it isn't a marriage proposal or even a promise ring, but I see the potential. I do. I do.
Don't examine my Pinterest too closely. I appear to be a gun wielding alcoholic.
In a pinch sweetened condensed milk does not make a good substitute for cream and sugar in coffee. Sounds like a good idea. It is not.
Jaw dropper- caller told Hallerin women and blacks should not be allowed to vote. Just wow,
Now let's figure out some punishment for the 200 million Americans who didn't vote
You have to give it to Romney for having balls. He has to know his nickname will be Mitt the Nitwit. Still he puts himself out there.
I voted! Mostly so if it doesn't go my way, I can find solice in my right to complain for the next 4 years!
Just watched my first (and last) episode of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. I have no words.
is hyper aware of the fact that the word 'diet' contains the words 'die.' Even if I don't someone else very well might. Don't test me.
Life is land sliding in the wrong direction. I just doodled a smiley face on my ankle.
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