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Quarantine has really shown me that I am, at all times, simply waiting to eat my next meal.
🌹Made my day 🌹If this does not make you smile, nothing else can 🌹This is for all daughters 🌹Happy Sunday
It’s #BlackFriday, so be sure to buy enough consumer goods to fill the spiritual vacuum sucking on your soul.
If pouring whisky into a glass is too much work then I got nothing.
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Maybe the grass seems greener on the other side because you’re not over there f**king it up.
Sleep is amazing, it’s like getting a free trial of being dead every night.
I don’t know what else I can not do to prove I don’t exist.
Sorry I’m late, I was busy proving my existence to an automatic faucet again.
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