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Aaron Hofmeister

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@_CollegeHumor_: When the stove isn't working ”@sdevita23


I thought a hangover is supposed to get better throughout the day mine is getting worse


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Tomorrow is Reading Day... ECU you know what to do 🍻🍻🍻🍻


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ECU heads to @Birmingham_Bowl against Florida! Get tickets through ecupirates.com to support @ECUPiratesFB

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@totalfratmove: Claiming that you're "drinking for two" during her pregnancy scare. #TFM@KarpTim


@totalfratmove: Kappa Alpha House Catches Fire, Members Try To Piss It Out: trib.al/uVjdnPi@KarpTim


@totalfratmove: Sober ideas, drunkenly executed. #TFM@KarpTim the sled and many others


@totalfratmove: The awkward eye contact with her when you haven't spoken in a while but you both know she'll be staying over.#TFM@KarpTim


@totalfratmove: Getting questioned by the police in your Ricky Bobby costume. #TFM http://t.co/6asZRvU94F”@KarpTim

hoffield007's tweet image. “@totalfratmove: Getting questioned by the police in your Ricky Bobby costume. #TFM http://t.co/6asZRvU94F”@KarpTim

@totalfratmove: Unnecessarily drinking from her bathing suit top. #TFM http://t.co/SMJ4N7anFR”@KarpTim

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@totalfratmove: Making the pledges pull the homecoming float World's Strongest Man style. #TFM@KarpTim


@totalfratmove: Expensive coolers full of cheap beer. #TFM@KarpTim hell yeah


@SpringBreak: What happens on Spring Break... ”@KarpTim


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If Ebola reaches NC, everyone just run to the UNC football stadium because nobody catches anything there.


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#ECU football Is now ranked #19 in the country.


@NoRapist: if you take 420 and multiply it by 666 and add 69 you get 279,789 which is the amount of times ive fucked ur bitch”@KarpTim


@totalfratmove: Selling tickets to Dick City, with a layover in Pound Town. #TFM http://t.co/I9gagvMED9”@KarpTim

hoffield007's tweet image. “@totalfratmove: Selling tickets to Dick City, with a layover in Pound Town. #TFM http://t.co/I9gagvMED9”@KarpTim

@totalfratmove: I Got Road Head In An Uber Last Night: trib.al/2qBKhx7@KarpTim


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