Scott Hoffman
@hoffytime
A sharp degenerate who hopes to one day be a degenerate sharp. 🦁
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Facebook is an incredible medium. A girl that threw her poop at me in kindergarten has 1,900 friends.
The live under victory laps are going to be brutal for the next 24 hours. Upset I’m not taking one.
Remember when we said pros wouldn’t rig low-limit props because they’re “too rich to be that dumb”? Turns out “that dumb” was doing most of the heavy lifting.
Told my dad I keep the thermostat at 65 in the winter. He got choked up — said he’s never been prouder. I’m 47.
Notify @FBI
Rap: NFL will look into Ravens' practice and participation situation surrounding Lamar Jackson's status. Jackson was originally listed as a full participant in practice Friday.
Ignore the NBA stuff, send the feds to Baltimore IMO.
There has been an update to Lamar Jackson’s Friday practice and game status. Jackson was downgraded from a full practice participant to limited, and he has been ruled out for tomorrow’s game vs. Chicago.
Asked Grok about Snell’s NLCS MVP chances. Just absolute nonsense 😂😂
Tigers pulling Skubal out of that game on a pitch count is like someone skipping life or death surgery so they can save money for a vacation they want to go on in a few years. “Just leave that tumor where it is, doc. I got big plans for Aruba in 2029.”
Meeting in room 107 at 4:30EST for all Patriots and over ticket holders.
I say this respectfully There are almost never attractive women in eviction court. Seen 2 this week. Major recession indicator.
Sean Strickland on the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk “My gut reaction.. I was excited to see the video. Then I realized how did we become desensitized and sociopathic. The government manipulated us to think guns, war and death is cool. They ruined America and took God from us”
In the last few years we've seen: - The plot to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer - The Storming of the Capitol and pipe bombs left at the RNC and DNC - The break-in to kidnap Nancy Pelosi and the brutal on Paul Pelosi - Multiple assassination attempts against Trump - The assassination…
Irreparable harm to the future of Vegas with this onslaught of negative social media posts.
This is why Vegas tourism will stay down American shows that in his Vegas hotel you can’t even use the mini fridge anymore. They have equipt it with sensors and if you put anything inside you’ll be charged $50 per day
drinking’s one of those habits where the marginal return per unit time/cost is basically negative unless you’re optimizing for short term social cohesion or escapism. even then, you’re borrowing against your own clarity, sleep, & recovery while paying a tax in cash, cognition, &…
Such a weird spot for the WNBA. They want to be taken seriously, but the road to fame and fortune is paved with dildos.
The grand contradiction of America is that they need us to keep consuming but they also do not want to pay us. They will shame you for not spending enough while simultaneously not paying you enough to spend.
Resorts World execs are trying to calm down enraged @MrBeast fans who are forced to drink $63 coffees. Terrible situation.
The MrBeast Experience at Resorts World has been a total disaster so far, according to multiple people who bought tickets.
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